Erin Go Bragh

on one hand i don’t believe in really restricting media from my children. i understand the importance of varied intake with media. that being said i will not allow my children to watch paw patrol. it’s police propaganda. 

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

not to beat a dead pig but i just want my followers to know that while yes, this is funny in the sense that we live in a farcical dystopia, paw patrol is one of the most pro-cop, pro-surveillance state shows i’ve seen since like, 24

also now they have a tracking puppy named tracker and he’s a chihuaha and lives in the jungle and he uses gratuitious spanish

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

"Rich people are struggling too!" My ass. Rich people got four houses they don't have to pay rent for, houses full of food, pools, personal movie theaters, and more money than they'll ever be able to spend in a lifetime and they're not using a cent of it to help people in worse situations than them. Fuck em. I'll eat them all alive before I praise some rich asshole.

All that money could cover people's rent, car payments, groceries, testing, etc. BUT NO!!!!! Can't do that!! Instead they just need to send out a tweet in solidarity saying "we're in this together". "We'll get through this together". Rot, assholes.

I'm gonna be unemployed until the end of april, what's fuckin Kim Kardashian gonna do for me???? Huh??? You think I give a shit about that bitch?? Fuck her and her whole fuckin family.

You POOR thing, having to stay in your $8 million house, equipped with personal theater, Olympic swimming pool, tennis court, personal garden, and your high end fashion and makeup for you to play dress up in all day.

Rich people are struggling bc they don't get to hop in their private jet and wait this thing out in Tahiti. Normal people are struggling because we can't afford to fucking live for a month under quarantine with no fucking income. Cry all you want, your tears don't mean dick to me.

pandemic:

poor people: maybe rich people will open their purses

rich people: alwexa plway imwawgine bwy jwohn lwenon 🥺

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

you know who doesnt get a fair share of criticism for its rampant racism, anti-semitism, islamophobia and complete lack of remorse or reparations for its sordid colonial past? France 

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

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The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭

lol … its fucking funny how you dont even realize how stupid and gay it is that youare eating my liver again … you actually think its funny and cool to eat my liver no matter every time it regenerates even though its gotten really old and not funny or cool anymore

prometheus has decided to move onto the next stage of his plan to escape: bullying the eagle until it leaves him alone

the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct

I actually have so much love for dogs

i swear this show was on crack

you skate AND you die

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that