i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

big ass mood bitch

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

*Doesn’t gag while deepthroating a 9+ dick* *Gags while brushing tongue* “Okay.”

I know why this is!!! I was just reading an article about this phenomenon and it’s because you’re a fucking slut!!

It’s 2018

Another video of how lit black people are 🔥👌🏾

couldn’t stop watching

This make me wanna go skating

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

me walking into a room

this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

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A black cheerleader had bottles and racist slurs hurled at her during a Georgia football game

Officials from two universities in Georgia are reportedly investigating allegations of racist harassment against a cheerleader during a recent college football game.

A 22 year old GSU student was removed from the September 3 game between the two schools, after throwing a plastic bottle, which struck Sims in the face. 

He was not arrested.

He was not even arrested! WTF? He tried to harm another person! Or they do not consider a black girl as a human being? Or what? Why did another white bastard get away with his racist shit? I have only one answer to this question - this is what we call white privilege!

You can easily offend somebody and go unpunished if you are white….

#WhitePrivilege #Racism

Da'vonne is one of the strongest and fearless women to ever play this game

Seriously, if I had a nickel for how many GROWN-ASS MEN I had to explain this to… I’d have like, well over $8.00.