erin

customer service be like

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

A P O W

how nice would it be to have someone in your life frequently tell you that they enjoy having you around, out of the genuine love they have for you

and staying that way for a long time, because they actually love you a lot.

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire

I still remember the very moment I fell in love with you.