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Eri | They/Them I gather fandoms in a pile and hoard them. AO3: EriExplosion

Here you will find very little but fandom ramblings from whatever I happen to be into at the time. My fandom pile is ever growing, but I do try to tag so people can filter appropriately.

  • I am 30 or 40 years old and this blog will occasionally be NSFW - it's not an appropriate place for minors and I would prefer not to be followed by them.
  • I'm a horror fan so expect this to pop up from time to time, I try to tag body horror but if there are specific things you'd like me to add so that you can filter, just let me know. I can't make promises but I can do my best.
  • People coming here for Star Wars - clone/clone content does pop up on this blog and it's tagged #cloneshipping for those that are squicked by it.

Hey all! I recently had a move out of a toxic home environment into a new place with a roommate out of state become unexpectedly very expensive (like $3200 dollars between everything) and I’m currently a) low on money for basic necessities like food/gas and b) working through a backlog of commissions. However I only have my ipad, as my cintiq is on a moving truck, and the ergonomics of it are pretty unbearable– if I draw too long on it I get hand pain, body pain and migraines, so I really need to pace myself! As such I’m opening preorders for these favorite merch designs of mine and it would mean a lot if you’d grab a blanket or some pins! The factories have already been contacted, I just need to know quantities at this point, and orders will be fulfilled 6-10 weeks from today, June 9th :)

Preorder here: https://shop.aspeney.es/

every now and again i think "surely it can't be that weird for a child to sort things, it has to be something every child does"

and then i remember that my mother finally had an allistic child after two autistic kids in a row and was baffled and annoyed to find out she couldn't just keep him occupied by sticking a box of unsorted buttons in front of him and let him sort them

like my mother thought, exactly like i do sometimes, that surely every child must just sit there and sort whatever is in front of them but no, actually, most of my non autistic peers didn't do this and thought i was a fucking weirdo for doing it

anyway i still struggle to believe that most people don't find deep enjoyment in sitting there and arbitrarily sorting shit. what do they even do if they need to do data entry? do they just suffer? weirdos.

Below the poll is a series of animal images labeled A through J. A is the least close to the birds we have today; J is the closest. If you encountered these animals in the wild, which would you call birds? If you pick a higher up option, then that means you consider all the below ones birds as well - so if you pick A, then BCDEFGHIJ are all birds. If you pick J, only J is a bird.

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PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO IT CAN LEAVE PALAEOBLR. I NEED PEOPLE WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE THESE ANIMALS ON SIGHT TO VOTE.

I apologize to all of y'all with vision impairments for whom this poll is inaccessible. Alas, this is an experiment, and I cannot name the taxa. Thank you.

All alt text includes artist attribution; I did not make these pictures myself.

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My thoughts re: Tech being alive or not is that it could go either way, personally I’m leaning towards him being alive- the way the cast and crew have been talking about it is very vague and if he is really gone there’s no reason for that, surely it wouldn’t be a spoiler to say he’s really dead when we saw him fall. Unless they’ve seen the speculation and are purposefully toying with us which imo would be unnecessarily cruel. The Kiners in particular I don’t see doing that, Brad and Jen were frustratingly insistent over Crosshair having his chip removed despite his headaches in the finale so if it had been them dropping hints I would be a lot more sceptical. For me a big part of thinking that he’s potentially alive is that it’s not just the hardcore online fans speculating about it, even casual fans seem to think it was left too vague. Of course they could have purposefully left it vague to fuel speculation between seasons but to do that if he is really dead is again unnecessarily cruel and a cheap move writing-wise.

I can see Tech living working without making his sacrifice feel meaningless but I can also see how they can very easily screw it up, if he’s alive there has to be some consequences. Him being experimented on by Hemlock seems likely but there’s a fine line between paralleling Echo’s story in a way that ultimately strengthens their bond vs just retreading his path, especially since Echo’s trauma hasn’t been fully explored yet. 16 episodes seems like such a short amount of time for it all to come together, the season 3 announcement on the Star Wars site referred to TBB as ‘this part of the story’ which leaves the door open for a potential spinoff/continuation which could involve Tech but I’m definitely reading into that too much.

Hi! Sort of as usual, I hope you don’t mind me jumping in with commentary. These are all really good points, and I agree that there’s a lot of potential for a spin off that continues the story after the show is over. And I could see Tech coming back possibly turning into a mess, because there are absolutely ways to mess it up. There should be permanent consequences. I would also argue that there potentially (potentially) already are.

As long as the writers play their cards right, the consequences are kind of baked in. Let’s say Tech comes back completely unscathed. It doesn’t mean that the time the others spent mourning him never happened, that Omega didn’t have to deal with losing him, or even that Wrecker’s not going to have spent all the time Tech was gone blaming himself. I could see any of them, especially Omega and Wrecker, having this weird adjustment period when Tech comes back, especially if it turns out he had a plan to survive and just didn’t have the time to tell them, where they aren’t mad, exactly, but there’s a part of them that’s still grieving and they can’t get the image of him dangling from that line out of their heads, and they’re not sure where those emotions should go. And it won’t erase the time Tech spent away from everyone, no matter what it is he gets up to or what happens to him. He’s going to be going through things on his own for at least a bit; that’s going to be new, and it’s going to be difficult, no matter what it is and even if it’s for a short time.

Now, the other thing Tech coming back can’t erase is the fact that he was still willing to sacrifice himself. (I’m going to be tooth-achingly schmaltzy here for a second). The weight of Tech’s sacrifice—and this is a hill I will die on—doesn’t come from his presumed death. It’s that he was willing to die. It’s that he looked at the situation, knew that if he cut that connection he was probably never going to see Hunter, Echo or Wrecker again, never fix things with Crosshair, never see Omega grow up, never really get to have a life outside of being a soldier, and loved his family enough that he went through with it anyways.

That said, I think the writers have a chance to do something really interesting by having Tech come back, but not necessarily unscathed. I could go either way on Tech being experimented on by Hemlock (I’m currently thinking that Hemlock didn’t find Tech either), but I do think there’s a decent chance he wont come back exactly the same. Maybe he can’t walk, maybe he has to use a cane, maybe he has some kind of chronic pain from a spinal cord injury, but whatever it is, he has some kind of injury or physical disability that cybernetics can’t totally cover, and he can’t fight or be a soldier the exact same way he used to. Disability is a huge part of the text (I was going to say subtext but it really is just text), and adapting to change and carrying on is a part of Tech’s whole…thing. The writers could show Tech adapting to doing things differently than he used to and living with the consequences of the choice he made to save everyone and, if they do it well, it could be a fantastic way to keep Tech’s story going alongside everyone else’s, have that eucatastrophic clone force 99 family reunion that the narrative really seems to want the audience to want, and lend even more weight to Tech’s sacrifice (especially if he’s able to turn around and tell Omega that he’d do it again, even knowing the consequences).

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

the Kaminoans: We have 5 million people that look exactly like Jango Fett

Obi-Wan:

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

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Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

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ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

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my favorite part in Bioshock is when artist Sander Cohen pulls me out of the main questline to make me kill his ex-boyfriends and take pictures of their dead bodies to put in a collage. hot girl shit, he is coping