Nicki: “And now…back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press; Miley, what’s good?” [audience cheers]

Miley: “Hey, we’re all in this industry, we all do interviews, and we all know how they manipulate [bleep]. Nicki, congratu-[bleep]-lations. And just because the VMAs have already started doesn’t mean that the voting is done.” [sighs] “You can still vote at home for who you think is the future of music. It’s the Artist to Watch Award. The past winners of this award have gone on to incredible success. And the past losers of the awards have still gone on to make their mark on the VMA stage. Me. I lost this award back in 2008, and I was fine with it! Whatever! [yelling] Because it’s no big deal! It’s just an award! And I persevered! So here are the nominees still in line for your vote. Congratulations, Nicki.”

Viola Davis looks happy for someone who found out her husband raped a girl, has interns that killed 3 people while one of the interns purposely shot her, witnessed a suicide, dealt with hallucinations, and is an alcoholic....a little tooo happy indeed

Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.

The sneaky fart at the end always gets me 😂

I CAN’T. THE FART. I’M DYING

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

I forgot about this fuckin vine

i love my friends! i love the way they just [clenches fist] fucking abandon me all the time. 

hillary: he

trump: 

My drag name

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

“We arent sure yet”

“No more prawns lol”

“I don’t know but look how lucky we are to be alive to see it”

“time to chill for a few hours”

“night mom”

“I’m fuckin with you”

“Heat*”

“No. burn them”

“Embarrassingggg”

“yep”

“can u bring me home a coke zero please”

“I’m playing the long game”

“lol ok :) find time for me”

“Who wants what”

"Take your sweet ass time"

Jared Leto: *making out with a dead fish* You sure this is gonna be in the final edit? 

Director: Haaha… yes… definitely… 

The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials 

that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy 

Molten Cinnamon Rolls by Tasty

Full recipe here!

Send me to taste bud heaven but gym time jail