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when your friend cusses in front of your parents

Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’ve been challenged by Bob Iger and Vincent D’Onofrio to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Gentlemen, I accept your challenge. Uh, now, that’s twice I’ve been challenged, so I’m gonna do it slightly different. Instead of doing one bucket of ice, what I’m going to do… I found this, it’s called Blue Ice Vodka and in lieu of the bucket of ice, I’ll be drinking this. (x)

Reblogged for the mobile version it’s dope

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

Good luck sleeping tonight

Mark Patterson. (via deserted-streets)

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

Cartoon Network: we’re not sure if the world is ready for two girls kissing

Disney:

disney had lesbian parents on good luck charlie fyi

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you