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Whenever I see an up-and-coming Youtuber I notice they often make the same mistake. When the time comes to increase production quality, the absolute first thing you should do is invest in improving your sound. Not the camera or the lens or lighting or set design. Audio quality trumps all of that. People being able to understand what you are communicating should always be the highest priority.

And the cool part is you can do this with a cheap lav mic. There are some that can just plug right into your phone. The next priority is learning how to set levels and make sure your voice isn't distorting from being too loud. You can even record a little quiet and bump up the levels later on. But if you record too loud to begin with, you can't fix that.

After that you can "treat" your room. Which just involves controlling echo and reverb. Foam acoustic panels are expensive and not necessary. You can do the same thing by just filling your room with stuff. Furniture, books, blankets, pillows. You want to eliminate large flat surfaces. If the sound has to bounce around on 20 different surfaces before it comes back to your microphone, it will have much less energy.

You can also figure out which wall is the biggest echo offender and hang a couple of heavy blankets in front of it. If you can score those moving blankets on the cheap, those work great. And if you can put a gap in between the blankets that will further reduce echo/reverb. You don't have to cover the entire wall, just the main area in front of where you are speaking. If you can reduce that very first reflection, the sound will have much less energy to bounce off other surfaces.

All that said, sometimes people will go overboard with sound and buy that giant phallic SM7B dynamic microphone. I see those things everywhere. Yes, Michael Jackson used it and it does sound great. But with so many quality USB mics that plug straight into your computer, it is a huge hassle and really overkill unless you just enjoy audio tech and want a cool toy. The SM7B requires extra equipment to make it sound good. It's XLR so you need a special interface. And most people add a "cloudlifter" because it isn't very sensitive and can be really quiet without it. Plus, dynamic mics need to be super close to your mouth and I think covering half your face with a giant mic isn't the best visual. There are lav mics in a wide spectrum of price ranges that can be hidden and sound great. Or you can do a shotgun mic like they use in movies. It can be hidden offscreen and pick up your voice from a distance.

Big dynamic mics are great for people with baritone voices. If you are James Earl Jones and you want to show off your voice, the SM7B or something similar makes more sense. Beyond that, most of your viewers just want clarity. Good room treatment and a $30 lav mic can achieve that pretty well. And if you watch a few tutorials on how to EQ and process audio, you can do a lot to make a cheaper microphone sound great. Reaper is a wonderful audio program with professional features and a reasonable price.

TLDR... fix your sound first!

If I had to pick a second priority, it would be lighting.

Here are the most important things to remember about lights...

The larger the light, the softer and more flattering it is. The brighter the light, the less noisy the image. (Lower ISO) The closer the light, the larger and brighter it is. (inverse square law)

Which brings me to my biggest lighting pet peeve...

NO RING LIGHTS!

Way back in the early days of YouTube when makeup vloggers were trying to show off their techniques and create compelling tutorials, they discovered an old lighting accessory photographers would use for face close-ups. Usually for fashion shoots where they wanted to show off fancy makeup.

They discovered the magical ring light.

People saw them using these lights and noticed how flattering they could be, so they bought their own ring lights. Except they weren't doing makeup videos. They weren't shooting close-ups of their face. And therein lies their mistake. A mistake that has caused a cascade effect of thousands and thousands of people buying ring lights just because that's what everyone else was doing.

RING LIGHTS EVERYWHERE!

The original ring lights looked something like this.

These lights were moved in as close as humanly possible in order to surround a face with light and eliminate nearly all shadows. It is a very flattering look that creates cool ring catchlights in the eyes and gives a blank shadow-free canvas for makeup.

This is how a ring light is meant to be used.

As you can see, light hits the face from every angle to give you that shadow free effect. But look at how close the ring light needs to be in order to have the desired effect.

Also, the camera must be placed dead center. If you don't put the camera in the hole, why are you using a ring light? The entire point of the hole is for the camera.

If you back the light up even a little bit, or put the camera off to the side, all of the ring light magic disappears.

It then turns into... a normal light.

A normal light without any light coming from the center.

Which means it is not as bright and it is smaller. If the ring light isn't right up in your face, it is even dimmer and smaller yet. And if you remember my rules, bigger and brighter is (almost) always better.

Do you see the mistake now?

People are buying a light specifically designed for tight face close-ups and the majority of them are not using them for tight face close-ups.

If you want something just as compact, you might consider an LED panel.

Look at all that extra light you get by not having a giant hole in the middle! And by putting the light off to the side, you actually get a more dramatic lighting effect. You can even get two or three of these puppies and create all kinds of different lighting setups.

And if you have a bit more space, just get a traditional softbox kit. You can get two giant lights for the price of a decent ring light.

Look at how big and bright those bad boys are!

Do your research. Check out video lighting tutorials and find a style that you like. There is Rembrandt lighting, 3-point lighting, edge lighting, clamshell lighting... all kinds of neat effects to choose from. And based on the style you prefer, make your lighting equipment choices from there.

Get cheap lights to start. Experiment and learn how to use them. And once you have a decent understanding of lighting, then consider getting the more expensive lights that can accept various modifiers.

In conclusion... NO MORE RING LIGHTS.

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my favorite thing about rejection sensitive dysphoria is about how it's such bullshit that pushes you to never try anything new, or to only do it in secret.

"we can't let our loved ones know we're trying a new thing, even if it's something as minor as getting a meal we don't normally try! what if they say something slightly critical or negative about it and we spiral down into depression and then explode?"

WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED, BRAIN? NEVER, THAT'S WHEN.

but it means you try things so much less often, and you're always wanting to keep secrets, even when those secrets are fucking pointless. like "we can't let our wife know we've been trying lemon bars!"... WHO CARES? SHE DOESN'T, THAT'S FOR SURE! at most she'll go "oh you're trying those new bars?" and you'll have to say something like "yeah they're tasty" and then you'll NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.

but no, my brain has to hate the idea of me doing things where other people might perceive me in any way!

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O h. I went through this recently, enjoying things I felt ashamed of for enjoying, feeling embarrassed being a part of it. This. Makes sense.

Question for @foone or anyone else who understands science better than me, the guy who thought it'd be a good idea to get two degrees in liberal arts(so most of you). Is that a thing you can have without being trans? I know the term "dysphoria" can be applied in more ways than just gender dysphoria, but for some reason I'm getting the feeling that it'd be a mistake to go "yeah, I've felt that" for this because it feels like it'd be claiming to have something I don't.

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Yeah! Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria has nothing to do with gender, so cis people with ADHD can have it too.

I personally think it is not actually specific to ADHD, just highly correlated with ADHD.

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yeah! and frankly that's the thing with ADHD: it's not so much a specific syndrome with a common cause and symptoms so much as a general group of symptoms which can have many sources.

for example, when I first was tested for ADHD, instead of going on "ADHD meds" I instead had my antidepressant dosage changed, because it turns out depression can cause ADHD symptoms.

Basically "ADHD" mostly means "attention/focus problems and the related issues", and those can be cause by all sorts of things. If you're depressed, you'll often have trouble focusing. Autism and ADHD are often comorbid, and it's partially because autism can cause focus problems. It's harder to focus on school or work when you're getting constantly annoyed by that Weird Texture or those High Pitched Noises, because you can't filter them out like neurotypicals.

Hell, if you really want to go out there, you can get ADHD-like symptoms for things that aren't even /mental/. Chronic pain, for example. If your back hurts all the time for example, it's going to be harder to focus, because you keep getting distracted because OW.

Anyway my takeaway from this is that ADHD symptoms and strategies shouldn't be gatekept in any way. There's so many reasons why you might have ADHD symptoms, and it doesn't really benefit anyone to try to restrict ADHD coping strategies or techniques or medication. Even if you don't think you have "real" ADHD (how exactly do you know, anyway?), it's fine to look at ADHD posts/books/videos/whatever and if you're affected by these issues, you can try these strategies. see if they work. Talk to your doctor, see if you can try adderal and such. If they help, great!

Basically, don't worry if you have or don't have ADHD. That's hard to answer and not as important as you might think. If any of the ADHD posts seem relatable, then maybe check out some ADHD guides/videos/whatever. Maybe they'll help! And that's always good.

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"I think I've been shadowbanned:(("

Buddy I've been on this site nine wretched years and I've never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level

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Hey stop reblogging this assholes

We will not

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The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.

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Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

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Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

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Paid for seven thousand, the other 100k was free

character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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The Inheritance Trilogy, by @nkjemisin

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I understand the guy who posted this is implying this is somehow horrifying, and I understand how HOAs enforce uniformity and green boring lawns everywhere in the US, but ... for real, for the love of god, for everything sacred in the multiverse... what's what our guy Nick here can be seeing in this picture as ... something horrible to complain about?

This looks like a pretty nice house, with a nice yard and some cool trees. Far from being sketchy, or derelic, or even unkempt. The... the trash bins?

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@iheartvelma wait a sec right there.

What do you mean "it's trash day"? Isn't... Isn't every day "trash day" over there? How long do you have to have trash at home before they take it away?

In my neighborhood trash is once a week, recycling every other week, and the HOA wants bins hidden from sight when it's not trash day.

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Once...

Once ... A week??

Four times per month????????

Ok. Filling this into the "US lifestyle elements that are utterly incomprehensible for you Javi, don't even try".

Okay hang on the garbage disposal comes by every DAY in Spain? How does the govt find the money to employ that many people? 😱 I'm in Germany and the bins getting picked up once a week or once every two weeks is completely normal here, too!

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Many.. people? It's like two people per truck, the garbage bins are every 400 meters or so, and it takes them like maybe 3 minutes to empty one and move to the next (I'm painfully aware of how long it takes because both my kids are fascinated by the trucks, so we always have to stop to watch them operate the crane and empty the bins). Let's be conservative and say every two-person team can empty 150 bins per day. That's probably enough for a small place like my hometown. I don't know current city (Alcorcón, 200k, just next to Madrid) has 15 trucks, according to the townhall website, and that's enough to cover the entire place. It's not a huge investment.

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I didn't know this, but it makes a lot of sense! I don't know, it doesn't seem like a particularly expensive service to maintain

I feel like we're confusing different types of bins here.

Because I'm sure the big communal bins get picked up more often (I actually have no idea bzt they always seem to be full). But back at home every house has theit own bins or collects their own recycling bags (usually in the shed outside my grandmas neighbourhood e.g. has a special little shed just for everybody's bins). It would make absolutely no sense to pick those up every day.

Whether you have communal bins or xour own depends on the city I think, single family houses are more likely to have individual bins.

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No, that's the thing, households in Spain usually don't have any container that fits more than a single bag. When you fill a bag, you just take it to the community container. Even in my father-in-law's place of birth, a hamlet with less than 100 inhabitants literally on the top of a mountain, there are community containers where you take your trash bags daily:

(the green round ones are for glass bottles, everything else is within that shed to try to keep the wild animals away)

I live in a single family house, with a garden in the front and a patio behind, I could just have a bin and store my trash there, but... Why would I do that? The community bins are like 100 meters downstreet, it's not a big deal to drop it there.

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Yeah that's not American, trash day is a normal thing in France too. When and how often varies depending on where you live, but basically the intent is to have your big big garbage bins inside (convenience) unless it's Trash Day and you push it out into the streets so the truck can empty them. Even if you live in an apartment building, there's usually a communal area for garbage where you take your bag when it's full, and everything gets emptied once or twice a week.

Note that these trucks are very slow, so if they had to do All The Streets Every Day, it would probably be a big issue for traffic— you can't drive around them in the city, you're stuck behind them. And since there are So Many Goddamn Bins, they would need to use a lot of trucks at once to get everything done every single day. And they wouldn't even collect that much trash over one day anyway.

So it actually makes a lot of sense to me.

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But... How is that more efficient at all?? Like, if the garbage folks have to empty a container per building, that's an insane amount of work!!

Here you have a community bin per... Well, I don't know the ratio, but for example, in my street, it's 2 containers of each type for about 200 single family homes. So for a single team of two people and one garbage truck, it takes about five minutes to take away the trash of this 200 households, daily.

Take into account this is how it looks like'

Given the environment, the single guy in that video (I'm assuming there is also a driver waiting in the truck) just picked the trash of, maybe, about 500 households* in less than 2 minutes. And then they probably just drove for a minute, three or four streets away, until the next "trash isle".

In less urban environments, let's say that a similar process would serve to "just" 1/10th of that number... It's still absurdly more efficient than picking up one bin per building!

* counting with a container per each three streets, 40 buildings per street, 4 household per building.

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“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

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Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

soooo.

fuck discord.

Turn these off NOW. If you wait they can use whatever you've said or shared with your friends on there until whenever you turn it off, even after you turn it off.

Turn them off and tell Discord to get their head out of their arse and go fuck themselves.

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

'You took an oath to uphold the law and defend the citizens without fear or favour,' said Vimes. 'And to protect the innocent. That's all they put in. Maybe they thought those were the important things. Nothing in there about orders, even from me. You're an officer of the law, not a soldier of the government.'

Sam Vimes, Night Watch.

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

here have some size comparison

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

This is the analysis I am here for