the feminine urge to save ur girl best friend by throwing yourself into a time loop and eventually giving her the power to become god
the tragedy of the hitomi kyousuke madoka sayaka friend group is so sad because theres just zero communication between the magical girls and the normal people and it mustve been so frightening to just see your friends become more paranoid and listless as the days go on and not know why and they were like childhood friends too :(
I WANT MORE ITTO FLUFF
this is pretty homophobic how it’s mainly all nsfw
Itto has chaotic dumb bisexual energy. He says "I swing both ways" and both ways are able to kick his ass
when cats are getting ready to pounce and they do that little butt wiggle
after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane
Do you have ghosts and demons tho?
being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons
all of the hints that the baudelaire orphans didn’t survive the end of the series was just them taking a leaf out of their uncle lemony’s book and faking their collective deaths
I don't know how to explain how revolutionary it is to have a book with a third person narrator who is also part of the story like lemony snicket really outdid himself being the guy who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events and also being the guy who caused them
klaus baudelaire pretends like he only reads big chunky classic novels, but he’s secretly got a stash of young adult dark romance novels
sunny baudelaire on hell’s kitchen. at first gordon ramsay is yelling about how someone let a fucking baby in his kitchen. then he discovers she’s easily the best cook there.
oikawa tooru loves it when you play with his hair. it’s funny in a sense, how something as simple as carding your fingers through his locks is enough to ease him beyond measure, but he’s always found something incredibly soothing to it. as he lays in your lap, fingers drifting lazily through those chocolate locks of his as you pepper kisses over his face, tooru can’t help but feel like he’s found everything he needs in life. (ps. it’s you)
tagging: @shoyotime @itsmiyamore (and any oikawa lovers <33)
i think oikawa doodles. he doodles a lot. and it's about nothing but things that have been happening around him. a fight with kags? he'll doodle him tripping over a rock. won a match? will doodle himself with a crown. iwa-chan got mad? will doodle him a cute godzilla ( and iwaizumi loves it, mind you )
it's all doodles.
so when you wake up in middle of the night to check up on him, you find him sleeping on the table with a bunch of loose sheets displaying doodles about how he should propose you
leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”
Goyim should reblog posts like this one instead of always only acknowledging antisemitism when it is about jk rowling’s goblins or easy shit like that.
Challenge the antisemitism that is coming from inside the house. Be a little brave. Because you will lose followers for reblogging a post like this, because there are antisemites following you that think this way, and assume you do too.
tumblr holidays:
- the met gala
- halloween (the month)
- the ides of march
- nov 5 (new!)
the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020
Eat me better, you say?...
Here wolfy wolfy wolfy xxx wana try a big boys mc muffin 😏😏










