IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

I’m crying. 

i scheduled this a year ago..

Scheduling for every year

Welp! Time to mark my calendar!

Out of Touch

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

Me: *disappears from tumblr for some months cuz college bs*

Me, after opening this app once again on my phone: *sees the changes on aesthetic, the subscriptions and the new adds*

*checks a mutual* At least the content is as I remembered it

Welcome back! :D

I have yet to check how it looks on pc, but so far I don't like how everything looks rn, I was so confused at first xD

IT LOOKS EVEN WORSE SOMEHOW

Me: *disappears from tumblr for some months cuz college bs*

Me, after opening this app once again on my phone: *sees the changes on aesthetic, the subscriptions and the new adds*

*checks a mutual* At least the content is as I remembered it

Welcome back! :D

I have yet to check how it looks on pc, but so far I don't like how everything looks rn, I was so confused at first xD

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Extremely wholesome content.

The film is Dog Day Afternoon for anyone wanting to watch it

local idiot gets kneaded

he bites the hand that kneads him

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

I forgot this thread existed

Forgotten By History

Female firefighters at Pearl Harbor (1941).

Donna Tobias - the first woman to graduate from the US Navy’s Deep Sea Diving School in 1975.

Brave women of the Red Cross hitting the beach at Normandy.

Dottie Kamenshek was called the best player in women’s baseball and was once recruited to play for a men’s professional team.

Kate Warne - Private Detective. Born in New York City, almost nothing is known of her prior to 1856 when, as a young widow, she answered an employment advertisement placed by Alan Pinkerton. She was one of four new agents the Pinkerton Detective Agency hired that year and proved to be a natural, taking to undercover work easily. She had taken part in embezzlement and railroad security cases when in 1861 the Pinkertons developed the first lead about an anti-Lincoln conspiracy.

Catherine Leroy, female photographer in Vietnam.

The three women pictured in this incredible photograph from 1885 – Anandibai Joshi of India, Keiko Okami of Japan, and Sabat Islambouli of Syria – each became the first licensed female doctors in their respective countries. The three were students at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania; one of the only places in the world at the time where women could study medicine.

Female Samurai Warrior - Onno-Bugeisha - Female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many women engaged in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi (samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honour in times of war.

One of the most feared of all London street gangs from the late 1880’s was a group of female toughs known as the Clockwork Oranges. They woulde later inspire Anthony burgess’ most notorious novel. Their main Rivals were the All-female “the Forty Elephants” gang.

Maureen Dunlop de Popp, Pioneering female pilot who flew Spitfires during Second World War. She joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA) in 1942 and became one of a small group of female pilots who were trained to fly 38 types of aircraft.

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29.

Women have always participated in fighting; whether that is in war or in breaking down barriers that have been set in front of us by society. 

Take inspiration from our foremothers and continue breaking down barriers, wherever you are. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

nothing to do with my blog but how could I not reblog this???

Hey, quick point - your image for Onna Bugeisha is actually a kabuki actress. I know, because I’ve used the image for presentations on the subject. In her stead may I introduce Niijima Yae, aka Yamamoto Yaeko.

Born in 1845.

In 1868, fought at the Battle of Aizu. Her father was the gunnery instructor, and she was trained on a Spencer carbine, which she used to defend the castle.

1871, divorced her husband and went to Kyoto to find her brother, who had been taken as a POW.

1871-1898, remarried a western-educated man, co-founded two schools (including a girls’ school), became a certified Tea Master and flower arranging instructor.

1890, following the death of her husband, became a Red Cross nurse. Served in the First Sino-Japanese War (1894-5) leading a team of 40 nurses, and the Russo-Japanese War (1904). Decorated for her service in both.

I’m proud of people adding their own knowledge to this.

“but adding women to [insert title] isn’t accurate!” women existed back then too, baby. history was just written by men, for men

Y’all let’s start a new game -

Ok so reblog and write ur 3 last most used emojis, and make a story out of them-

(that’s mine lol)

There once was a glowing raccoon who made everyone fall in love with him, and one day he looked at the mirror and fell in love with himself.

(idk lol :,))

No pressure tags: @11nolongerhuman @glittercrashhh @vintageosamu @galacticfairytheweeb @adultkiddo @expansive-sense @alexanderthepatrochillestrash @boredotaku567 @boombboi @akuutaguava @little-bi-biscuit @dglvr1760 + anyone else who wants to join ^^

your story is soo wholesome, i love it sm <333

here’s mine

The man’s eye was taken from him. He was dejected and depressed, until he saw a glimmer of hope.

@jessbeinme15 @confusedinsominiac @jesperisamfbicon @glittercrashhh @adultkiddo @saintsprotecttheghoul @11nolongerhuman @panic-at-the-gender

Asjkjkdkjjkrfek thanks for the tag @llanime and @boombboi <33 Love both of yours <333

One time, when sadness was first found, a universal antidote was also discovered : cookies, made with love <3

Tagging (no pressure ofc <3) : @ikin-y0u @rirk-ke @nikolais-sanity @yesuraloser @flower-of-darkness @akuutaguava @chuupire @galacticfairytheweeb @damhalfblood​ @missrown​ @dead-james-potter​ + anyone who wants to joinnn <3

Thanks for the tag!

So someone who was dead inside flashes a peace sign at the stars and in return the stars took him as one of theirs, the end.

@justmemyselfandthefridge @alexanderthepatrochillestrash @simpingforreynarameriz @pjononsense @crzyprsn42 @ddepressedbookworm @anyone

Murderous skeleton comes out as gay, now travels around the world killing homophobes

@life-gave-me-oranges @lunadensmidnightprowl @ace-of-gays

Thanks for the tag bestie! <3

We all have a party with cake to celebrate the beauty of how much everyone shines in their own special way :)

@starrycatlover @epyros-sacel-vanid @breathing-and-writing

Thanks for the tag ^^

The happy human smiled with enthusiasm. He was walking down the road like any other day when he saw something that made his day: a giant confetti cannon

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread

WHAT

Happy 2 year anniversary!

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

I love malicious compliance

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS. 

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks. 

My favourites included: 

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases 

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day. 

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class. 

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup. 

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again. 

Types of artists (but it's all me)😔👌

I hope you like these! Let me know if you want me to do a part 2 or something similar to this idk

🚫DON'T REPOST MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION/CREDIT🚫

yall better stop making call out posts 😩😩😩

IT’S FRIDAY AGAIN, FRIEND! you made it through the week! the cute squishy blobs are very proud of you and your progress, no matter how small or big!

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