this is the behavior of a HEAVILY OVERWORKED tower!
remember that if your tower is exceptionally tall and narrow (like these) and/or carrying an extraordinarily heavy load (like a vault room full of gold, or a storeroom of priceless artifacts), you should be setting aside a day every lunar cycle to put it in rest mode (wards down, magically-animated servants asleep, etc;) to prevent catastrophic collapses such as these!
Bro's been brewin that Premium Alkahest
can’t stress enough that you shouldn’t huff the universal solvent
Many people say stuff about you. Like how you are sensative, annoying, an idiot, or just straight up bad person. How do you feel about that?
paul simon& art garfunkel are the root source of all sexual energy in the known universe. remember this. you’ll need it later
illustration commission for @vjcreations on twitter of Tazr'ael the half-orc psionic rogue from our Dnd Stream Strange Hungers!! 🗡 He's having an uh- interesting time right now, his past is catching up on him. Watch us on Twitch or Youtube via TotalPartyKiss! 🗡 more commission info in source!🗡
Illustration commission for @friendlydecapitation of Tulip and Synchro, having a little gift exchange! 🌿📚
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illustration commission for Seriadne, lost in a dark and strange realm, the party hold firm! 🔮more commission info in source!🔮
I believe that measured amounts of being a hater is necessary. We define ourselves by what we resist, and homogenization is the death of culture.
Consider the art of the kvetch. Haterdom is the art of performative criticism. The art in haterdom is control. Artful haters can mock in a way that the hate-ee laughs at, agrees with, shares with their fellow hate-ees.
i just realized that your pfp is a wizard, i never really looked and kinda looks like a cat so i thought it was a evil wizard cat
hm? what are you talking about?
youre a fucking genius for this one man
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Illustration commission for @tara_lyall on insta of their warlock Solana and her patron, about to show someone a bad time. 🔥🔥🔥
i constantly think about that one youtube comment that was like "i never understood how humans learned to do complicated stuff like farm or make bread or brew alcohol until i watched speedrunners working together to break their favorite game". humans love working together to figure out extremely precise and nonintuitive processes to acheive a goal. i saw this article recently about how Neanderthals perfected a method of synthesizing a waterproof adhesive from birch bark by burying it in a pit with embers, and the whole time i was wondering how long it took to perfect that process. Barrier Skip took, what, a decade to get it right? Neanderthals could definitely figure out how to make sticky sap even stickier in that timeframe
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)
Dang okay 📝
hey, I heard y’all like evil biology facts like knowledge about horse blood types.
well! today I was researching alternative biochemistries extraterrestrial life could use and. man. I think Earth life is fucked up enough for me thanks
Oooh, the gutless worm genus was news to me! That is SO COOL!
lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.
Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include
Pygmy Falcon
Great Hornbill
Wallcreeper
and
Black-throated Loon
this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations
I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:
Cedar Waxwing
Red Crowned Crane
Brahminy Kite
Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.)
Bali Mynah
And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:
The Korean Crow-Tit
I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds
Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)
Coua
Mot-Mot
The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)
good post
I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,
the Golden Pheasant,
and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.
May I present the most fabulous turkey in the world, the Ocellated Turkey?
Might I add
The Violet-backed starling
the Himalayan Monal (in love with the moomin-looking one)
