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After some very meta adventures (including one in which Geralt took mushrooms and solved a mystery with his talking horse), we're VERY NEARLY up to maximum fanciness armor-wise and have almost completed the upgrade from Tactical Turtleneck to Tactical Hoodie. This means, of course, that it's probably time to do some plot-related things once again! Right, that whole thing with the serial-killer-vampire who also happens to be a dear friend's "it's complicated". What could go wrong?

Also, I am way too proud of myself for noticing some Very Big Hints in two of the books you can buy from a random shop in Toussaint.

The first is titled "The Ducal Chronicle, 1st Edition" and includes this passage:

The ducal couple was accompanied by both daughters, Syanna and Anarietta. It is worth mentioning here that both infants are sprouting like beanpoles and it shall not be long before it will be necessary to find them husbands. In the case of the elder daughter, Syanna, this should not prove a problem, as suitors will flock from all over the civilized world for the chance to be husband to the future duchess, especially when they see her portrait, which will not even require much embellishment. Things are somewhat different in the case of young Anarietta, who is overly thin and furthermore auburn haired. The hope remains, however, that time will add to her charms. As for character and imagination, neither girl is lacking in either quality in the least.

The next is titled "The Ducal Chronicle, 2nd Amended Edition" and said passage has been amended to read:

The ducal couple was accompanied by their daughter, Anarietta. It is worth mentioning here that the infant is sprouting like a beanpole and it shall not be long before it will be necessary to find her a husband. Time will surely add to her charms. As for character and imagination, she is not lacking either quality in the least.

The attention to detail, I tell you what.

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This may be a super short stream or a bit of a longer one depending on how the evening goes, but hey, let's jump into a bit of Witchin', why don't we?

The Blood and Wine DLC! Good gracious, we've got: a whole new map (larger than many full open-world video games), tons of side-quests, old characters from the books, new stuff for characters from the main game, character development (does Geralt smile and/or laugh more in this DLC than the rest of the game combined?), new combat mechanics, new facial/body-language animations, new level-up mechanics, and, of course, an all-new Gwent faction. 30+ hours of gameplay, big Citadel DLC vibes. Still absolutely unreal to me.

Previously: Geralt is summoned by Duchess Anna Henrietta of Toussaint to solve a very Witcher-esque murder mystery: a serial killer who shows intelligence but also kills with claws. After a little preliminary investigation, he stumbles upon the culprit: a higher vampire named Dettlaff. Just as their clash is about to turn deadly, someone intervenes: one of Geralt's dearest friends from the books, long thought dead but also coincidentally a higher vampire. Regis owes Dettlaff a Very Big Life Debt and is convinced he can be the one to change him and show him the error of his ways. So this could get messy...

Also Geralt now owns a vineyard. It's a whole thing.

I was thinking about something that happened about ten years ago - I've talked about it here, but not for a while.

(tw: plane crash, death)

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Maybe just a quick little Witcher stream, as a treat!

Continuing with the Hearts of Stone DLC, we've finally fulfilled Olgierd's three wishes: went partying with his dead brother (raised him as a ghost and brought him to a friend-of-a-friend's wedding), stole the House of Borsodi (heisted an auction house and got involved in some really messy family dynamics), and retrieved the rose he gave Iris the day he left (by leaping into a post-impressionistic painting version of her home accompanied by a talking cat and dog, MAN that's a good quest). Now it's time to turn in these quests and surely everything will end very well given that this whole DLC has been Geralt getting pushed around by an immortal and a horrifyingly powerful quasi-demonic entity. It's probably fine, right?

Hearts of Stone is finished! Moving on to Blood & Wine, if the prospect of a beautiful fairy-tale land with chivalric knights appeals!

...also vampires.

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Maybe just a quick little Witcher stream, as a treat!

Continuing with the Hearts of Stone DLC, we've finally fulfilled Olgierd's three wishes: went partying with his dead brother (raised him as a ghost and brought him to a friend-of-a-friend's wedding), stole the House of Borsodi (heisted an auction house and got involved in some really messy family dynamics), and retrieved the rose he gave Iris the day he left (by leaping into a post-impressionistic painting version of her home accompanied by a talking cat and dog, MAN that's a good quest). Now it's time to turn in these quests and surely everything will end very well given that this whole DLC has been Geralt getting pushed around by an immortal and a horrifyingly powerful quasi-demonic entity. It's probably fine, right?

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I'm back! Still kinda struggling with a 10-hour time difference and jetlag so I will definitely be displaying great skill and grace in this highest-difficulty-level video game DLC, but LET'S GO STEAL BORSODI'S HOUSE. It's heist time!

EDIT: Infinite patch is taking forever to download. I'll try again in half an hour or so!

OKAY finally got it up and running, let's try that again!

I was very entertained when I realized I'd be in Romania for work during the first week of Dracula Daily. Day trip to Transylvania! So far nothing at all ominous has happened (aside from a flat tire...), which is a pattern I'm sure will continue.

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Going for a quick stream tonight!

Previously: tfw that one random guy from the start of the game who helps you out in a kind of contrived way turns out to be scary and powerful enough that children sing creepy nursery rhymes about him. Geralt beheads a guy and has to grant him three wishes. First wish: take his brother out partying. Welp. Brother's dead and his ghost is tagging along to a wedding. All of this somehow follows logically.

[Fic] Iron Bound [1/25]

Rating: T Characters/Pairings: Fenris/Hawke, Sebastian Word Count: 5k this chapter, ~95k total Summary: Fenris, captain of Starkhaven’s White Guard and the dearest friend of that country’s prince, has arrived in the kingdom of Kirkwall with a retinue of noble-born guards and a carriage brimming with lavish gifts. How else to win over the hearts of a suspicious mountain people who would rather break teeth on stone than accept the prince of Starkhaven stealing away their heir princess?

But stone is all they have in their kitchens lately, and gravel in their quarries and ice in their bitter rivers, and Starkhaven sits abreast the richest lea and moorland south of the Minanter.

And Sebastian Vael, the young prince of that country, needs a wife.

Fenris shaded his eyes, observed that the road to the base of the mountain had not appreciably shortened in the last fifteen minutes, and resolutely did not clench his jaw. He also did not bother to wipe the sweat from his eyes or hurry his horse onwards, taught by the last several hours of the futility of both. Had he been alone, without this great useless carriage and the retinue of nearly as useless guards—but had he been alone, he wouldn’t have been here in the first place.

“I think just over an hour, perhaps,” said the lady Merrill, standing in the stirrups of her little pony as if the height might help. She was a slight, slender woman in high brown boots and a green kirtle, prone to irritating prattle, but her eyes were clear and sharp, and Fenris trusted her instincts. At least here, he amended, on the road and in arms’ length and when it came to distance traveled, where he could see her movements clearly and there were no magic mirrors for her to curse or accidentally set upon cursing others. “But it will still be slow up the mountain once we’re through the gates. The carriage is so very large and unwieldy.”

“Yes,” Fenris said shortly, and one of the guards riding to his left stifled a snort.

Fenris threw Druvond a sharp look. The lieutenant stiffened, all mirth falling from his face. “Apologies, Captain,” he said smartly, and the horse tossed its head at the tightened bit, breaking into a trot for a few paces before falling back into sedate line.

Links: FF.net, AO3

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Well, the main game's over, so now it's time to dive into 50 hours of DLC. I'm so happy.

Previously, I just did some crafting stuff and minor contracts, but now I'm going to actually start the main plot of Hearts of Stone, the first of two main game expansions. And man, there's so much stuffed into this DLC - a truly messed-up take on the Frog Prince fairytale, a whole-ass bank robbery heist, a wacky sitcom situation in which you're a friend's plus-one to a wedding but you're also secretly possessed by a ghost, conversations with talking animals, an encounter with a seriously freaky gardener, a tragic love story complete with impressionist paintings, and, of course, Geralt making a pact with an unfathomably scary mild-mannered dude with a penchant for magically branding people's faces. It's a great time, and I hope you'll hop in for a bit!

Wedding shenanigans incoming!

Now Streaming: Witcher 3 DLC Next-Gen!

Well, the main game's over, so now it's time to dive into 50 hours of DLC. I'm so happy.

Previously, I just did some crafting stuff and minor contracts, but now I'm going to actually start the main plot of Hearts of Stone, the first of two main game expansions. And man, there's so much stuffed into this DLC - a truly messed-up take on the Frog Prince fairytale, a whole-ass bank robbery heist, a wacky sitcom situation in which you're a friend's plus-one to a wedding but you're also secretly possessed by a ghost, conversations with talking animals, an encounter with a seriously freaky gardener, a tragic love story complete with impressionist paintings, and, of course, Geralt making a pact with an unfathomably scary mild-mannered dude with a penchant for magically branding people's faces. It's a great time, and I hope you'll hop in for a bit!