when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

You’re*

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

Travis Scott - Drugs you should try it

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust

having a good heart fucks you up in this generation

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

Ass is for boys

Toes is for men

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me: