2023
{ HOLD ON TO YOUR WHIMSY
{ UTILIZE YOUR FANGS MORE EFFECTIVELY
{ GAIN ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE TO GROW ROOTS TOO STRONG TO CUT
{ KNOW THAT ALL THINGS MUST DIE AS ALL THINGS MUST LIVE
{ SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE STARS, THEY MISS YOU
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The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
middle class americans are the funniest and stupidest people in the world
Fifteen hundred dollars on hooters delivered??????
hope is a skill
hope is a weapon you are trained to wield
c-h-a-n-d-ra
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You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.
ok…
Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit
If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead
girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other
WRONG BLOG
Goodnight, Laika.
Space Dog, Alan Shapiro | From Wikipedia | Laika, Sarah Doyle | Space Patterns Painting, Katya Garipova | Laika, Ben Florin | Constellations, The Oh Hellos | First Dog in Space, Brennig Davies | Are You Scared Yet, Laika?, Gus Gresham | Pillars of Creation, James Webb Telescope | space dog., Basil Sai | Icarus, The Crane Wives | Quote via. Oleg Gazenko
here are some honorable mentions i regret not putting in the original.
Laika, Sarah Doyle | Saturn, Sleeping at Last
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
the senate is lying to us
i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry
I dont think you’re prepared for me to describe what I just saw an advertisement for
like seriously sit down. you’re not ready. I’m not overhyping this I’m not being dramatic you seriously aren’t equipped for me to tell you about this even if you think you are
in the year 2023 . Twenty Twenty Three. They are making an assumedly officially licensed and officially approved Hamilton The musical game. Ok. Yeah. Right. Got that. Yeah that’s not all
It also from the looks of it appears to be banking off the popularity of genshin by being an rpg where you gamble on gacha mechanics to get party members. And said party members…are the American colonizers that feature prominently in the Hamilton musical. and they even have set rarities to them as is conventional with mobile gacha games
and once you get those American colonizers in your little rpg party, you can then roam around the world of early america and…like….make them attack people by making them sing songs from hamilton the musical at …enemies, which does damage and functions like how an attack in any other rpg would. uh. ????????
now there’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet because I’ve been building to it. Like I can’t just preface the post with it or else it will just ruin the suspense um. This game is apparently real. Like it’s not a bit. And. It either is or it’s going to be on Roblox.
So now you know about Colonizer Sympathizer Genshin Impact. Exclusive to Roblox. I hope you’re happy knowing this because I can’t say that I am
and here’s what it looks like by the way. Um. So now you know about. This
It’s on the official twitter account...im so sorry....I didnt believe it either
I have a couple of trusted guides if you're looking but nervous! (For North America)
ABSOLUTE CLASSIC and a must have if you're in the American west! This one is really really fun & funky, and beloved by mushroom enthusiasts.
They make versions for other regions as well! This series is great for beginners; they organize sections and pages to make ID as easy as possible, and include ways to spot lookalikes. It's also written in accessible language, and includes lots of fun facts! I loved using this with the kids I taught; once they figured out how to find stuff in it, they always wanted to have it and ID all the fungi we came across!
Tried & true! Not as beginner friendly, but very solid and informative.
VERY comprehensive, not super beginner friendly, but good to have around if you're curious! This book is enormous & is very likely the most comprehensive guide you'll find. And it's enormous. I cannot stress enough how fucking large this book is.
Sorry for hijacking, op, but perhaps folks have recs for other areas to add?
it is fucking critical that gen z kids rediscover the idea of posers
posers AND sell outs !!!!!!
Luddites didn’t hate looms. They smashed looms because their bosses wanted to fire skilled workers, ship kidnapped Napoleonic War orphans north from London, and lock them inside factories for a decade of indenture, to be starved, beaten, maimed and killed.
Designing industrial machinery that’s “so easy a child can use it,” isn’t necessarily a prelude to child-slavery, but it’s not not a prelude to child-slavery, either.
The Luddites weren’t mad about what the machines did — they were mad at who the machines did it for and whom they did it to. The child-kidnapping millionaires of the Industrial Revolution said, “There is no alternative,” and the Luddites roared, “The hell you say there isn’t!”
Today’s tech millionaires are no different. Mark Zuckerberg used to insist that there was no way to talk to your friends without being comprehensively spied upon, so every intimate and compromising fact of your life could be gathered, processed, and mobilised against you.
He said this was inevitable, as though some bearded prophet staggered down off a mountain, bearing two stone tablets, intoning, “Zuck, thou shalt stop rotating thine logfiles, and lo, thou shalt mine them for actionable market intelligence.”
there’s avatar and then there’s the blue people movie
streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️