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The reblogging hell

@eos109

He/Him|20|as gay as is good, then a lil more Here's just my reblogs, no posts made by me... To see my writing go to my side blog @eos-writes

"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth

There is nothing better than opening notifications and finding out that several days of your bullshit just made someone's day because they liked and reblogged everything on your dash. I would bake you cookies too if i could

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Hello! My name is Charlie, I use they/them, I am 19 y.o. self-taught artist and writer. I’m European, Czech to be exact. 

I work as a cashier in an exchange office!

I am willing to befriend you! 

And I don’t want people over 30 following me.

Thanks for reading and welcome! 

Mutuals discord -> https://discord.gg/Xx8AyQCa (will check if we are mutuals lmao)

Commissions: Open! 0/3 slots!

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

while it is a very funny term it’s actually perfectly common rocketry terminology, it’s the technical term for “rocket sploded”

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another fun rocketry term is “lithobraking”. Like, one way spaceships lower their orbits is by skimming along the top of the atmosphere, letting the friction slow them down. This is called “Aerobraking”, because they’re using the atmosphere as a brake.

Lithobraking, therefore, is coined by analogy, with “litho-” being the greek root for “stone”. It’s how you slow your spaceship down… by crashing it into the fucking ground. 

So a crashed rocket “executed a lithobraking maneuver”.

There’s also “Engine rich exhaust”, which is what happens when your rocket engine starts breaking apart and bits of machinery are burning along with the fuel that’s supposed to be burning. 

A more technical term is “Negative periapsis”. Orbits have a periapsis and an apoapsis, the lowest and highest altitude they reach each orbit. A negative periapsis, therefore, is a negative altitude. Your rocket hit the ground. 

And related is the term “ablative X”. Ablative heat shielding is a type of heat dissipation where you have a layer of some material covering your spaceship, which heats up into a gas and blows away. So you lose bits of it as you go through the atmosphere. The joke version is when you refer to things as “ablative” when they’re not intended to be: ablative sensors, ablative wings, ablative space probe. that is, your spaceship lost parts it wasn’t supposed to lose while flying through the atmosphere. 

Yes! this bothered me when I saw people talking about it. “Rapid unscheduled disassembly” isn’t corporate speak its “scientists and engineers that build rockets” speak

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okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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Anonymous asked:

I’d like to ask you about your zedaph design, if that’s okay?

I wanna know why he has wings in your drawing of him walking to season nine (don’t get me wrong I love the design I just wanna know the nature behind it)

Is he a demon? Or is he just some guy who got spawned with wings? Or is he something else?

ifyoucanttelliamobsessedwithzediamtryingtofindouteverytypeofheadcannonforhim :D

hehe glad you asked!

my zed design is a bat hybrid! tho sometimes i give in and go for the common sheep design.

reasons for this are as follows:

  1. he makes a terrifying amount of underground/cave bases
  2. i think it'd be funny if he was mistaken for a demon when he first met team zits, who are all some kind of nether born
  3. this
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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

I feel like the D&D character creation process is missing one vital step

There is a good chance I will eventually have to finalize my spreadsheet character sheet doc igo a form fillable pdf that gets attached to Grimdark & Dangerous. When that time comes, I am willing to also make a parody version.

Just gotta sell enough book copies first.

It would have been more accurate to reality if the girl wasn’t white.

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The girl was called Marta Cabrera and played by a Cuban-Spanish actress, so I don’t think she was as white as you remember.

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romanirainbow

People just see non-black POC and go “WHITE!” Don’t they

Wasn’t there a whole running Thing where all the rich people thought she was from a different country in Latin America. How do you watch that and think the character is white

I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which

  1. sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
  2. kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
  3. frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…

oh he’s bisexual that explains it

“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché

your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus

confession: a couple lives ago i went to a beach, got blotted out of my fucking gourd, and put a weird spell on some rocks so that they'd make people old.

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