why does it cost money

Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.

As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.

She didn't even tell me where she got it.

SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING DOLLARS??????

loo lbr thats just how groceries are these days

I fucking hate inflation we can't even have canned tuna in this hell world!!!

So I looked up reviews of this specific tuna and I have several things to report:

1) Apparently it really is just that fucking good.

2) There's an artisan version they sell made with tuna belly which is reportedly phenomenal and despite the $21 price tag I genuinely want to try it.

3) The youtubers who review canned fish are simultaneously the weirdest and most boring people who have ever lived and I'm completely obsessed with them.

Pfft, don't threaten me with a good time.

Fuck it, 10k notes and I buy the $7 tuna and try it on stream. 50k and I'll get the expensive stuff too. Have fun <3

oooh i'm down to help out for an expensive can of fish :)

watercooler fun as hell‼️🎪🎉🏃💨

HAMAS TRIED TO RELEASE HOSTAGES AND ISRAEL REFUSED

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

Yes

It’s a tradition to bring this back, I’ve got it schedule for like the next eight years to post this on the first and last day of October

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

He also makes SEX perfume

this is liek . im speechless. this is a new type of guy entirely

Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

lololol "does too"

does it? not for women after childbirth

does it? not if you want to see an effect size of greater than 1 kilo (2.2lbs)

does it? not if you'd like to see a maintained loss greater than 3.3% of your body weight

does it? not for people with type 2 diabetes

does it? not for people exercising for their non-alcoholic fatty liver disease

Interactive computer-based reminders to diet and exercise are useless.

I mean, I literally went to Cochrane Reviews, one of the best-respected sources for massive meta-analyses, and I just input the keywords "weight loss" and "exercise," and I'm tooling through the results. Every one of the damn things shows that we do not have high-quality research indicating that exercise leads to weight loss. So no. I'm right, and you need to adjust your worldview--ask yourself, if not for weight loss, then why? Re-read those sources: exercise improved muscle density, insulin sensitivity, and cholesterol. It's good for your blood vessels, it's good for your strength, it's good for your brain.

But it won't make you thin. Maybe two pounds, maybe five, but that's about it. If you're looking at short-term, like a year, sure, you can lose weight--but the effort will almost always result in your body going "oh shit, we're living in a famine" and you will regain it, and now, with your body at a new set-point, losing it will be harder. Regaining will be easier. Welcome to the life-destroying yo-yo.

#then what the fuck are we supposed to do?

Exercise and eat lots of fruits and vegetables and whole grains because those things will keep you healthier longer, regardless of how much you weigh, and pick up your pick-axe in the ongoing horribly slow and frustrating fight of chipping away at the idea that being fat is a bad thing that means you’re a bad person. I recommend the book Fat Talk for a good place to start.

ah yes the “heart” function… or as i like to call it, the “i’ve never seen this post in my life yet there is glaring evidence to the contrary” button

Walter Robinson

Melt, 2008

Styrofoam, wood, epoxy, metalflake

32 x 96 x 48 inches

San Jose Museum of Art

orv doodles. you know how it is

more yoohankim below cut (very mild nudity)

Am i more of a loser or a goner

Its ok if u say both because i know truth is suposed to hurt a lot for dumb fucks like me

Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

6:50*

UGH! NO I HATE ANY AND EVERY SONG LONGET THAN 4:00 BY DEFAULT!!!

You’re not a music lover you’re a music tolerator. this is a conversation for music lovers only, which you are not. Remember that

No I have ADHD. Songs too long actually do not scratch endless replay itch.

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

Fml i was teaching my new pet how to jump in my strw pot and i missed the fcking shipment now im stuck here dead in the water with not a truck gummy to my nam,e

FUCK my life i am really fucked up right now! Dont want to live very longer