Batman: You need a new costume. That one provides no protection.
Danny: oh I cant.
Batman: You won’t owe me for it.
Danny: no I literally cant. Like if i remove it it just returns.
Batman:………. Explain.
Danny: look *takes off glove and explodes it into pieces*
*glove reforms on his hand*
Danny: see? Can’t get rid of it. It’ll just heal itself.
Batfam: …
Danny: This was the outfit I died in. So it's hard to change it you know?
Jason: That is SO much worse! Holy shit kid!
Tim:... Wait.. Can you add stuff on top? Like. Have a suit you put on?
Danny: Yeah sure? But what's the point?
Batman: To protect your vital organs!
Danny: Don't have those! So it's fine!
Dick: You don't have organs?
Danny: Nope! No ghost's do! Only a core! Which I can move around my body anyway!
I headcanon that Danny's hazmat suit is very effective at keeping ectoplasm out, and since ghost attacks hurt because ectoplasms of different signatures (aka ectoplasm that belongs to different ghosts) are toxic to each other, this makes it surprisingly effective armor.
A hazmat is exactly what you want when the main concern is exposure to toxic otherworldly chemicals even if it's not effective in the "softening a blow" department.
I will be honest, I always thought that the fentons hazmat suit had a bit of kevlar on the more important parts of the body, because of how Jack Fenton is a very strong man and has zero awareness about how much strength he used to anything.
