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tmw your a fucking hermitcraft main but they're in-between storylines and the DreamSMP is going so hard all you can do is hop on the bandwagon and hold on for dear life. 21yrs. she/he/they (all the pronouns except it.) ace lesbian. #technosupport

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i never expected them to be as affordable as they are, so i've ordered myself a set thank you!!

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IM SO PROUD OF YOU! THESE LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Just bought one! Honestly, this is the first time in a long time that I've just seen something and been like, “I MUST OWN THIS!” Beautiful work!

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Gorgeous 😍 

ONLY 1 DAY LEFT!

I am SO excited for these!

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

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link: *struggling to pull the master sword out of its pedestal*

midna: me in the pussy if i'm being fully honest with you

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midna: *about to bust in zelda like that pineapple in the hydraulic press*

link: hey this reminds me of that thing with the sword earlier

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yeah she's their sex cheerleader. playing minigame music on her phone and whatnot

Danny Phantom ship names are unhinged, and starting from here makes it hard for me to parse more standard ship name structures, but I just saw the worst ship name and it was in a fandom that exclusively uses standard portmanteau ship names.

Ok now we need to know what it was

Friends, the ship name was

~SeX~

(Found on FFN scrolling through Generator Rex fics. The ship was Six/Rex. Spent some time squinting at it, trying to figure out why they had a single sentence in the description just. Sex.)

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

You are my hero for finding this

reminder for the twitter, reddit and tiktok migrants: please do not censor words here. if you censor them, people’s blacklists and mute functions wont work, especially for important content warnings (this goes for twitter as well altho that function is breaking over there). spell out the whole word in the post and the tags. do not use euphemism words like unalive. the algorithm here does not work that way (there is an algorithm. not everyone uses it, everyone uses the following tab).

the only time you should censor words is when you do NOT want them to show up in the tag, like if you’re saying something unkind about a ship you should not tag it or mention directly the ship name do it does not clog the tag, or if you’re mentioning a person or community who should not get attention or clout, or whose attention you do not want to attract, then censor it (the way one might on twitter to avoid term searching)

Can a chainsaw man girl and a little witch academia boy fall in love

Trick question. The chainsaw man girl was the little witch academia boy before she transitioned. And she'll always love him because he was a part of her, but she is happier now

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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's so funny how all my friends will just kinda go "🫵 horny" at me now. Like hey. I know I don't really hide it but hey.

the fact that we go "🫵 horny" at you more than y'all go "🫵 horny" at me is what shocks me

I think I finally figured out how tags works- and I want to apologize because I learned that you can filter out certain triggers or fears- so again I'm so sorry!! Anyways this is a therapy art work! Based on the word Safety and I only know how to express myself through my hyper fixation! Based off the song "A Complete List of fears ages 5-28" by The Yellow Dress

they're perfect

The trio goes camping in Gotham

So for a senior project the trio needs to go to a city or place and study the wildlife

Sam managed to convince Danny and tucker to do the project about how the pollution in Gotham is ruining and mutating the forests around it

So Sam Danny and tucker need to camp out in the Gotham woods and take measurements, pictures and graphs of what it looks like to what it looked like 10 years ago

It was going fine, like yeah there are rouge attacks pretty often but they've felt with that

About half way through the trip around midnight they hear rustling and panting

Danny can sleep through the apocalypse as long as the alarm doesn't match the one he uses for his rogues he's now moving

Tucker is in the same boat as Danny and is in a slight state of depression from being away from technology

That leaves same who is a very light sleeper

She gets annoyed at the thing keeping her from sleep

She turns on the fenton-wrist-ray

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The Gotham police station though it was a prank when 2 tired looking teens came to the station and said their friend caught something

They were preparing to call animal control thinking it was a racoon or fox

They weren't prepared for a pissed-off goth to come in dragging a knocked-out killer crock

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Danny and Tucker had to look away from the officers in front of them. The look of fear that crossed their faces when Sam came out... Well, it's not smart to laugh at cops.

Sam for her part was impatiently waiting for them to do their damn job. She sighed in aggravation and glared harder.

Sam: Are you gonna take him? Or do I have to drag him to Arkham myself?

Officee: Uh. We need a team to move him.

Danny: Really? How come?

Tucker: Danny. Bud. You know we ain't normal. And normal folks can't in fact drag the 7ft mobster any distance without hurting themself.

Danny: Oh yeah. Oops?

Officer: What, what happened?

Sam: Bastard woke me up.

Offiver: How did you knock him out?

Sam: I was angry at being woken up.

Officer: Please give me more to work with than that?

Danny: Hey Sam. Why don't me and Tucker handle this. You go rest your eyes?

Sam: Fine!

Officer: But...

Tucker: Do you really want to deal with her right now?

Officer: No, I guess not....

Tucker: So we came to Gotham for a science project. Hence camping.

Danny: And poor Sam is a light sleeper.

Tucker: Very grouchy on waking.

Danny: She woke us up, grabbed a wrist Ray and went hunting.

Officer: Wrist ray?

Danny: huh, yeah. So our town suffers loads of attacks. By extra dimensional assholes.

Tucker: Regular weapons don't work on them so....

Danny: We have tech to protect ourselves with. Wrist rays are these bangles. Great for self defense. They don't cause more the concussive damage to most people.

Tucker: They tend to knock you out but eh, much safer than a gun!

Officer: So, you three came to Gotham for a science project? Why?

Tucker: Cause it's not like the rogues here are any worse than our cities own.

Danny: Also, we aren't in the city! The camping out in the woods bit...

Stranded Danny AU

Danny gets pulled into a faraway Dimension by a Villain one day, just after the events of Phantom Planet. He is barely 15.

He has no way to get back, but he does manage to unlock the power to make Portals. Unfortunately, none of the dimensions he ends up in are his own, and none have enough Ectoplasm to open portals for very long. It takes up to a week to scrounge up enough Ecto to open a single Portal into the next dimension over.

And none of these worlds have Technology strong enough to take him home either. The few times he did find some tech that could potentially get him home, it never worked or it was destroyed before he could finish it.

He spends well over 20 years of his own Personal Timeline trying to get back to his home dimension, constantly gathering scraps of Ectoplasm and Tech until the day he eventually collected enough to build a safe way home.

But time does not pass the same across dimensions.

What to him was a 20 year long Journey, was actually just 10 for his home Dimension.

And they had to move on without him.

Sam became a Business Woman who used her money to fund Nature Preservation Organizations. She hired Pamela Isley and helped her through her powers when she became Poison Ivy (still a Villain, but secretly working for Sam)

Tucker got a high ranking job at Star Labs, and helped Cyborg come to terms with his new life when he became a cyborg. He even helped upgrade his tech a few times.

Jazz became a successful Psychiatrist, and now works under Daina Lance as one of the Justice League's top Therapists, specifically their Child Psychologist for young Heroes

Ellie took his place as a Hero and became the new protector of Amity after he dissappear. After the Justice League was formed, she joined them and became one of their best members, always working and nor really taking many breaks.

They always wondered what happened to Danny, and spent many years trying to figure out what happened to him, but never succeeded. They finally began to assume that he was fully dead after a few years of searching. They had enough time to come to terms with it.

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So one night, while a 22 yr old Ellie is resting on one of her rare days off, she gets called in by the League about a possible Dimensional Breach near her Home Town. JLD was deployed to investigate, and she was asked to tag along since she was the Resident Hero of the area.

But she refuses, thinking it's just some random ghost trying to enter the Living Realm illegally after she began regulating the Portal. JLD would be able to handle it on their own, let her sleep on her day off!

Meanwhile, JLD has located the spot where the Dimensional Breach is about to appear. They surround the Area, and prepare to interrogate whoever is about to appear, or deal with them if need be.

Space begins to tear apart as the fabric of Reality breaks apart at the seams. And from that wound in existence, an Adult Danny steps out. He is 34 years old, and looks like a less buff version of Dan without the mustache (basically imagine Danny as Ford Pines from Gravity Falls)

The JLD can sense that he is strong, but not too much so. It feels like he is powerful, but like that power has been starved for a while.

"Who are you?" Asks Wonderwoman, ready to jump into battle if needed. "What are your intentions in this World?"

Danny ignores them. He is staring into the Night Sky, eyes wide. The Constellations he hadn't seen in 20 years were there. The stars were in the right locations. He takes a deep breath, tasting the amount of Ectoplasm in thr Air. This is it. He's home. He's finally home.

"Finally" He says breathlessly. A slightly manic Grin on his face.

"What the hell does that mean?" Demands Constantine. The grin had unsettled him, and he began preparing a few spells just to be sure.

Danny ignored him again, this time deciding to close his eyes and finally eat his fill of Ectoplasm for the first time in 20 years. He was ravenous, this was the first decent Meal of Ectoplasm he had been able to have in 20 years. He was giddy, he was so happy to finally be home.

However the Heroes didn't know what was happening. All they knew was that some guy had ripped a hole in reality, said "finally" with a crazy grin on his face, and started emitting a dangerous amount of Death Energy for no apparent reason.

Constantine reacts on impulse, trying to cast a Banishing Spell on this guy.

Danny, feeling the spell begin to pull him away from his home after he had just found it again after Twenty. Fucking. Years. Does something that he would consider reasonable.

He quickly dashes over to Constantine and slams him through a tree.

This sparks a fight between Danny and the JLD. And at first he is having some serious trouble, but as he continues to feed on Ectoplasm and recover his strength, he becomes progressively more Powerful. It comes to the point where the JLD can't keep up anymore, and call in Backup.

Ellie was enjoying her night off, but the desperate Call from JLD about a powerful Entity at the edge of Amity finally got her going.

She rushes over and slams into Danny just as he is about to attack Constantine again. Neither of them recognize eachother, since they have changed since they were kids (Danny moreso) and continue to Duke it out.

Ellie is trying to banter with him, but Danny is really angry at this point. So he resorts to his final attack, his Ghostly Wail.

He levels a good chuck of the Forest, and in the end he is standing over Ellie as his anger fades. He says "Sorry" and he starts taking a look around him to see if there is anybody else.

Ellie is on the ground, shaken because she recognized that power.

She gets up, and asks "Danny?"

Danny finally gets a good look at her and says, and says "Ellie?"

Meanwhile JLD still has ringing in their ears and thinks that Ellie just called Danny "Daddy"

(Which makes sense because of the new age difference)

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Danny: Shit! I'm sorry Ellie! That assholes was gonna banish me! It took me 20 fucking years to get back home!

Ellie: Yeah, heroes are a thing now Danny. This is my team you just beat up!

Danny: I'm sorry! I've spent the last 20 years starving for Ecto and getting back here was a bit much. They didn't even give me a chance to actually get used to it! Just attacked with no provocation! I was just eating!

John: Next time say your name then asshole. You spaced out and radiated death magic!

Danny: uh yeah, starved of Ecto for 20 years. If course I spaced!

Ellie: Huh. It's only been ten for us! But I'm glad your back!

Mix up manhattan au

After the hit that’s as heathers the musical set up by mix up manhattan Jason didn’t really think much on if he wanted to act again.

Sure, there was that quick stint of Noel’s Lament for charity but honestly he feels like it would be a lost cause to try and play another role because apparently he was a little too good at being JD.

“That’s bullshit, man. Like of course you’re going to act good, you were one of the main leads!”

Danny scoffed as gestured with a fry,

“An actor that can actually act. It’s not like you’re going to actually blow up a school.”

“That’s what I’ve been saying! You know they’ve been trying to send me back to therapy? Like gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

Jasob sighed as slouched over the linoleum table.

“You know, I hate that I fucking get it in a way y’know? Like I have a shady past, and maybe my temper spikes a bit more than the average guy but that shit’s in the past! I thought thought it was at least…”

“You were built for the role dude, there’s a reason you got casted. It’s probably just because it hit a little close to home.”

“Well I wish it didn’t.”

Danny hummed as he took a sip of his shake.

“You know.. there might be an easy fix for this.”

“What are you thinking about now?”

“I’m just saying how for sure are you that you don’t want to do another audition?”

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Tim blinked.

And blinked again.

He rubbed his eyes until they were raw,

Nope.

No change.

“What the fuck are you doingJason?”

Jason for his part raised an eyebrow in the mirror as he continued to try to adjust his skirt.

“What does it look like I’m doing? Dressing up.”

“I-but-“

“Ah, Master Jason, how are the adjustments feeling now?”

Jason gave a grin as he grabbed a pile of clothing from the couch.

“A lot less like I’m going to flash everyone during a twirl. Thanks Alfie your a life saver.”

“Your very welcome dear do give me updates on how it goes.”

Jason gave a little twirl and a finger gun before leaving the living room.

Alfred held back a chuckle as he looked to his other grandson.

“Is there something you need to say Master Tim?”

“I-uh- The pink cardigan looked good?”

“Indeed, I do hope they do not accidentally stain it.”

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That week at the theater signs we’re out out for Hairspray the musical.