Science, Person

Cool I hope that the swifties encircle his house like a pack of lions and physically rip him apart before putting his head on a spike

"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

for the ppl who keep saying this is an objective fact, from the Wikipedia list of common misconceptions:

it's pop science. it's pseudoscience. it's phrenology. it's not real. it's being used as an excuse to call older people pedophiles and take away the rights of younger people. shut the fuck up.

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

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Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time

One of my former students did, and another student made a medal for her to commemorate the event.

amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

A wizard whose staff is entirely illusory, but so consistently cast that for all practical purposes it is a real object. They use it for casting and for combat, but conjured it some time in the last century and have just kept it running ever since.

Just like my current game of Super Mario World. I just never turn off the old SNES…

Are you paying the power on that?

Just attached it to a crystal, no power bill drain.

Thank you. Can you get one of those for the microwave?

I dunno, it’s kind of an evil crystal, if it had the power as vested within Sir Michael’s Wave, it could be very dangerous. It keeps trying to kill my yoshi when I’m not playing.

master sells them if you want one without the guilt trip' @mundanemurphy•

......no thanks.

Good choice. Warren tried to buy one for his PSP and to this day it tries to snap his fingers in the disk slot.

😭 I just wanna play final fantasy 6 remake 😭

Hehehehehehehhehehehehe

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

Mom. Dad. I'm gonth.

A wizard that has their magic keep hidden as a rigged coin slider game in a Dave and Busters. The coins are enchanted to never move or give reward, so most locals know not to use that machine, but he has been slowly amassing quarters.

So that he can play quarters at the bar.

He doesn’t have grand and elaborate schemes, but he accomplishes what he wants.

You gotta have that passive grind!

Plus, 2 for 10 Tuesdays is a good deal. Even I’ll visit my rival for such a good basic cocktails offering.

My mom dumped a cluster of tangled necklaces and said "you like challenges right? Can you untangle these"

Anyways that was the most therapeutic five minutes of my life

Pranking wunk

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

excuse me I'mtearing up a bit

obsessed with this video