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I Need a Place to Put Star Trek Memes

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Maddie / 22 / they/she
Have seen: TOS, TAS, some of TNG and Disco, and AOS (but long enough ago that I don't really remember it)

Kirk is infected with Elaan’s tears, which are like a super love potion that made him fall in love with her. Even though, when Spock talks to him, Kirk listens to his words and acts against her wishes.

Spock himself later explains that Kirk can resist to the tears because “the Enterprise infected the Captain long before”… I don’t know, Spock, “the Enterprise” includes is a lot of things for Kirk, and I think you are a big part of it. :)

[s3 e13 - Elaan of Troyius]

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After the events of Specter of the Gun Chekov is at the com telling Sulu all about it and he’s like “Yeah man it was insane, they gave us these old timey guns and I literally got shot and died” and sulu is like 

“NO FAIR I wanna get shot by a gun thats literally so cool do you know what the model was? did they give you a cool holster? did it hurt like really bad?” 

Bones: [running onto the bridge out of breath with a piece of paper] EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! I GOT A COPY OF JIM’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!! YOU KNOW HOW HE TELLS EVERYONE THE T IS FOR TIBERIUS??? WELL HE’S A FUCKING LIAR! YOU KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY STANDS FOR????? THE. IT’S THE FUCKING WORD ‘THE’!!! THE CAPTAIN’S FULL FUCKING NAME IS JAMES THE KIRK!!!!
Spock: Fascinating. Where did you find a paper printer in the year 2267?
Bones: THAT’S YOUR FUCKING QUESTION?!?!

Star Trek a.k.a. GAAAAAAYYYS IN SPAAAAAAAACE.

[Image description: screencaps from various Star Trek shows, showing queer characters kissing, they are as follows:

Lenara Khan and Jadzia Dax.

Intendant Kira and Ezri Tigan.

Paul Staments and Hugh Culber.

Seven of Nine and Raffii Musiker.

Jennifer sh'Reyan and Beckett Mariner.

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the thing is nothing captured more the homosexual happening between spock and kirk than the original series to me. you can make all the edits and compilations of gay shit happening you want but for me it will never have the same effect than watching a whole episode of kirk and spock looking at each other asking themselves when in the day will they have the time to have at least 5 hours for them to have wild nasty homosexual sexual intercourse

Trying to do my job on this spaceship but the first officer keeps grinding everything to a halt to declare his love for the captain. Can’t get shit done around here

Transporter effects Day 7: A Sampling of other transporters. 

1. Mirrorverse transporter. More blotchy. 2. Ferengi transporter, with a swish. 3. Borg, little glowworms. 4. Romulan, green water. 5. Klingons, red sparkles 6. Hunters, cartoon inverse black and white. 7. Dominion, multiple columns 8. Caretaker, sand. 9. 29th Century Starfleet, mix of old and new, columns and sparkles. 10. Scavengers from the episode Anomaly, a proper quick transporter. Like erasing an etch-a-sketch?