Anonymous asked:
i hate men but ur not a man ur like a rat with fat nuts
this is the best ask ive ever been sent thank you so much
what if i put poison in your meal, would that be fucked up or what?
i think it would be kinda neat we could start this cool kinda rivalry thing. we could be like an enemy's for life type thing. i could set some traps in ur apartment or something like that. wait no i dont have the address to your new place ummmm. maybe instead i can uhhh send u a mail bom- wait no i also need ur address for that umm uhhhh okay what if i hack u what if i uhh like um ddos ur website. would that be a good enough response
idk im drinking bad chilean wine i cant really think rn, how much time do i have to come up with a good enough threat so i can keep up the quality of our newly formed rivalry
i'll give you until high noon tomorrow to come up with a good enough comeback
it think it an cowboy 🤣🤣🤣😭🇪🇸😱🤣🤣
all your meals shall be poisoned henceforth
Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)
segamascot
the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene
You just made a kingdom hearts cutscene
she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
Two guys who are gay and a matching set but they’re NOT dating just gay . and always hanging out around each other
mandyslade
Sweet axe, bro!
they all fuck SEVERELY
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
If you don't enjoy gays or bunnies, why do you live with so much hate? Bunnies are impossibly soft and unexpectedly silly. Gays are fun and beautiful.
Torture the haters to death
Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.
Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.
both of these approaches suck ass
Torture people to death or you're a pussyyyyyyy
Serperior Facts
Jessie doesn't nerd out often but when she does, it's about snakes or fashion. After she released Arbok and sent Seviper to HQ, I feel like she missed them so much she just got deep into ophiology
