*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

you've been a good little tumblrina and for that you are invited to my 9/11 themed baby shower

“Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.” ~ Lao Tzu (Tao Te Ching)

false alarm here it is again

hmmm

His door

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

Backwards (Warsan Shire) // Ally Condie // Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out (Richard Siken) // Abandoned Love Series (Peyton Fulford) // Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out (Richard Siken) // I Loved You In All The Ways That I Could (Sue Zhau)

hatin:

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

yes it happened to me once

that’s it

Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline 

Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want