tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
wears this with my work uniform
orym doing his zephrah calisthenics for the first time since the solstice as he connects with nature spirits and thinks of his mother and for the first time remembers that there’s light that exists in concert with the dark. leave me here, i will never get up
I always see the first three panels and think “is this supposed to sound ridiculous? Bc I would love this”, completely forgetting about the last panel, which i then scroll down to and proceed to lose my shit
and what about it.
When you could be watching She-Ra or something actively and openly LGBTQ+ friendly.
abbaskiarostami
oh shut the fuck up
Anonymous asked:
Oh so you like birds? Name every bird.
okay.
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Fine sam. Is this what you wanted??? Memes??? You wanted memes???? Fine. Here’s your fucking meme.
No Bitches Beach
Cannot let this stay in the tags
New meme reformats just dropped!
Samsplaining
Taliesin does Nah/Maybe
Matt Holding Hot Dog Over Head
Liam Hiding His Pain
Sam tricks Matt into outing himself as a swinger on stream.
Cute Doge
One Does Not Simply
Salt Bae
Matthew Yelling At Samuelshanks
KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???
[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]
KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???
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this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction
how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies
a few days ago I had someone on an important call compliment how professionally I spoke, like I had a lot of experience in business
and there's no way I could have been honest with him because that would require saying "I answered this call in the middle of my bath and have been forcing all my energy into sitting completely still to keep the water quiet, which is why I sound like im being held at gunpoint. my muscles have been locked for 10 minutes straight. I feel faint."