Hey Supreme Court Justices, come outside I just want to talk

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

Nature will only heal when y'all stop using Character AI chats and just go rp with your friends

archangel michael, brandishing his trumpet, ready to play the song that signals the end of the world: who are you and what are you doing here

weird al yankovic, accordion in hand, ready to play the polka that signals the end of the end of the world:

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?

Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)

May I offer you some texture in these trying times?

Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car

#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today

Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl

Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car

Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post

Oh ZOD it’s happening

You got that right

Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger

I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs

I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car

Here we goooooooo

But wait—

AND MORE

Anyway these are all for sale. Ask questions. Make me an offer!

Bliss, your choice to photograph ALL of these shawls as car lingerie is raising some really interesting questions, given the shape of some of them.

At this point I am truly hoping that this post awakens something in someone

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

the old woman stirred by the fire; “many years has it been since I last heard the term ‘squad goals’ uttered in the spirit of sincerity”, she wheezed

“mood”, rumbled her compatriots in agreement.

In the corner an even older man’s lips moved, forming the word “same” though no sound came from him.

@thefudge

The old woman stood, and as she did her tattered cloak fell open, and I beheld her attire: leggings as pants; a hooded sweatshirt emblazoned with the fading legend “I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM”; and a pair of boots that appeared soft on the outside and trimmed with fur on the inside. Then I knew her for who she was: one of the long-lost priesthood of the Order of the Memes.

“Long have we waited for such simplicity of purpose. Much wholesome. Wow,” she said. I stood still, struck dumb as she approached me - regal and alien, a relic of a forgotten age. “Kneel, child.”

I knelt and she laid a wizened hand upon my head. “For the completion of your quest, I bestow upon you the courage of Big Dick Energy, the strength to do it to ‘em, and the fortitude to endure the mortifying ordeal of being known. Seek thou your squad goals with clear eyes and full hearts, and ye shall not lose. May the Force be with you.”

“And also with you,” her compatriots intoned all around us.

“Alexa, play Despacito,” the priestess said, and as I rose to my feet, the old man in the corner opened his soundless mouth, and began to sing.

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

Actually, beekeepers take many precautions to keep their bees from leaving.

many clip the wings of the queen, destroy new queen cells, cull queens they don’t like and use bee pheromones to prevent a hive from naturally swarming or absconding. They also try and prevent mating with the African honey bee, which makes them less docile among other things. During artificial insemination of queens, drones are crushed and „spare“ queens are killed.

and commercial beekeepers even cull their hives during winter, or when they are not producing well.

Coupled with the fact that there is evidence that insects do feel pain, this is not great.

(Not to mention that honeybees are an invasive species in most places, competing with native pollinators and spreading disease)

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you’re using one source from 1859.

sick of other trans people looking like a deer in the headlights when reminded that amabs can be nb too. there are really still people in our own community who think a nonbinary person is like. a woman wearing jeans

i've had people treat me visibly different after hearing my voice or seeing my face as if i'm some sort of predator or interloper. this attitude towards amab trans people especially nonbinary people really paints a picture of what the lgbt community thinks of gender in general

anyway did i mention: amab enby rights

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Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

Call your girls legs Dolly the way I be Parton them

You know, Picasso wasn't appreciated in his time either

@startorrent02

https://www.ama-assn.org/delivering-care/public-health/ama-use-bmi-alone-imperfect-clinical-measure

does. DOES THIS MEAN THAT MEDICARE/AID WILL COVER SURGERIES EVEN IF YOU DIDNT MEET THE BMI BEFORE?

Got an answer from a savvy anon btw:

they will probably take a while to change their rules. insurance (especially government insurance) changing their rules takes ages of bureaucracy and probably will not change in the next year or two. but the fact that the AMA updated its stance on BMI means that things will probably head in the direction youre hoping for (i.e. not requiring a specific BMI for certain surgeries and instead taking a more integrated approach)