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oh and btw if you're not aware Thomas has stated (very clearly) that they are coming for:

To be clear, while Lawrence covered specifically same-sex sex, sodomy laws in general also prohibit any sex acts that cannot result in children, including oral and anal sex between straight cis men and straight cis women. And lest anyone say, "Oh, but they'd never enforce it against straight people," oh buddy, they would. Virginia did it as recently as 2013.

BIDEN IS NOT KING! IF YOU NEED TO BLAME SOMEONE LOOK AT FUCKING MITCH MCCONNELL

So, here’s the thing. We’ve heard Democrat presidential candidates promise to codify Roe before. Obama did, and he came into office with a supermajority, a Democrat-written bill to codify Roe, and a filibuster-proof supermajority. After he was elected, codifying Roe was no longer “my priority” for the President. The bill went nowhere, Obama lost his majority, and here we are.

You might remember that Biden was that guy’s VP. As a conservative, Catholic “ticket balancer.”

He had zero intention of doing anything.

I keep seeing people trying their fucking hardest to absolve Joe Biden in particular and the Democrats in general of their fucking culpability for this mess.

Good job, you successfully realized he’s not a fucking king. You know what he is, though? The commander in chief of the armed fucking forces.

So if Biden wasn’t a subhuman piece of shit or at least a senile walking corpse, if he wanted Republican votes here’s what he’d do. He’d say, okay, Senator Fuckface. I notice you have some military bases in your state, bases which are major sources of revenue, jobs, and clout that you use to keep getting yourself reelected. So if you want to keep them, then you’re going to vote to legalize abortion, because if you don’t I’m going to shut them down.

This isn’t unprecedented, either. It’s something that Obama threatened to do and which the National Defense Authorization Act empowers the president to do.

There you go. Use the war with Russia as a justification. Tell Senator Fuckface that you’ll move the base to Senator Shitfucker’s state, because Shitfucker agreed to play ball.

Or how about this: Joe Manchin is being a cunt, so Joe Biden gets on the phone with the Chair of the Security Exchange Commission which he appointed last year. He says, hey, Gary, isn’t it fucked up that Manchin’s daughter is price gouging people on an essential life saving drug? Maybe you could look into that for me. In fact, a lot of Manchin’s business connections are shady and might be in conflict with the law, and under the purview of the SEC to maintain a fair and functioning economy.

Oh, and if you don’t do it then I’ll fucking fire you.

Or hey, maybe Uncle Joe could say, “okay, as long as you continue to obstruct me and my party’s agenda, there will be no more fucking Republican appointments as long as I’m president. Every empty chair will have a democrat ass put into it.”

Or why not lean into the fucking fact that most or all of the senators in congress are guilty of insider trading at one time or another, and Biden uses his power as executive and boss of the fucking Justice Department to say, okay, if you don’t want to play fucking ball, I’ll have the DOJ clear off its fucking schedule and tell them to make it their personal business to look into every fucking penny of your bank account, and if a single cent is out of place then I’ll have them drop the entire library of fucking congress on you.

Because that’s the sort of shit that you do when you’re serious about getting your legislation passed in the face of a hostile government. You use the power you have on whoever you have to, however you have to. You don’t just put your hands in your pockets, shrug and go “aw, shucks, the Republicans won’t let us. We don’t have the numbers. Abloo bloo bloo.” You don’t cry about the filibuster, or the parliamentarian, or whatever fucking excuse the Democrats came up with this week for why they just can’t seem to swing protecting vital rights this time, gosh darn it, oh but if you vote for us in November we’ll definitely do it then.

So shut the fuck up, libshit bootlickers. “Hurrr do you know how the supreme court works? do you know how passing laws works?” Fuck you! Do you know how fucking politics work?

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A silly little study I did, it took about 2.5hrs. I was going to draw him with the beanie but I thought this was more fun.

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