my vow to all the people of the world is to never be in a hurry and always take my time
remember when people on here were really into steely dan for some reason
WE STILL ARE BITCH
Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life
dont know if the spam bots are getting extremely personal or this supremely horny netizen is sending me their actual ass phone number and email
A lot of people come to dennys at 1 am it would seem...
Anonymous asked:
why r u so obsessed w propeller hats
name one other hat that you can fly with
When I start laughing too hard I smear some funny jelly on my glands so I don't bust a gut.
Fun fact: there's two Austin Powers games for the Gameboy Color, and both have a third gender option, but they gave different third genders:
sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in
So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?
the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour
