🗣️THE MOTHER FUCKING SONG OF THE SUMMER!!! END ALL DEBATES!!
Fuck zodiac signs, what piece you picking?
You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate
I love Derek teen wolf he’s the funniest man ever created. And I’ve seen many a funny man penned to page. It’s becuase he has the worst life in the world and zero charisma but looks like Tyler hoechlin. Will you be my buddy please ass character. Don’t mind me just doing my chin-ups in my house ravaged by fire that is falling apart with blackened half crumbled walls. Remember when they tried to make him cool by giving him a teenage leather jacket gang but his leather jacket gang were all losers supreme and only hung out with him because they had to. Zero family zero friends zero social skills 7 different ab exercise routines.
Like you would think if a man’s entire family burned to death by fire and then his only remaining family member was ripped in half people would know this about him and then in a hushed whisper be like. Let’s be civil with Derek. Let’s all agree to make polite conversation with Derek due to the fact that all of his family were tragically murdered by the woman who groomed him. I know he’s a bit strange and offputting but you know the tragedy he’s coping with a tragedy you don’t have to like him just be polite because of the tragedy. But instead they’re all GAWD I have to go fucking TALK TO DEREK. Kicks rock. Man I can’t believe I drew the short straw and have to go talk to Derek.
none of succession would have happened if kendall had a well for boys growing up
I love all three of you pricks.
Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
ANDREA DWORKIN, ‘Wuthering Heights’ (1987) from Letters from a War Zone
do you think hannibal would murder me if he watched me delicately place chips inside a sandwich and then smash it slowly before eating it
he’d either kill me or ask me why i prefer my sandwiches with chips and i’d shrug and say “i like the crunch”. which would prompt him to say something along the lines of “we often crave a taste more primitive, the crunching between our teeth used to be birthed from the snapping of bones from a fresh kill. is that what you are savoring for? tell me helena, do you hunger for brutality?”
GET HIM BILL. SAM MERLOTTE PRISON
shoutout to everyone on my dash doing a True Blood rewatch right now to usher in summer, I’m with you all in spirit
me, googling at work: what is the star wars version of weed
the IT department: what the fuck is this bitch doing
Anonymous asked:
what did you think about the kendall/roman hug? Was it kendall completing the logan transformation and physically abusing roman or was it roman self-inflicting pain onto himself?
porque no los dos? no but literally where's that post about how it's them tearing open the father wound... like i fully thought ken was pulling him in for a hug and the realisation that he was actually pressing roman's wound to his shoulder had me watching like 😟😯
the hug, to me, is the answer to roman's "why isn't it me?" it's kendall saying: because i can do this to you. because you want me to do this to you. like !!! it's kendall hurting roman and roman saying so but still asking for more. still clinging to it. he makes no active effort to pull away. in fact, he actively grinds his head in harder. roman wants the pain and kendall wants to hurt him but it's an act of comfort, too. a sicko scene for the ages. 10/10
kendall didn’t kill himself but he did die 3 days after the finale because of side effects from the drink fit for a king