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@endyf-blog

Alex/20/UK I love seals and gaming.
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Coral is a seal who is fighting every day to protect the rights of immigrants from Paraguay in the knitting business in the UK. You might think that Coral is just a fluffy seal and can’t do anything, but you are missing the point, Coral is a symbol of hope among the Paraguayan people.

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FUCK! I MISSED THE VEIN

Fucking hate it when you’re trying to inject the smack and this happens, what a waste!

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Hitler did nothing wrong

David Cameron

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Could really do with some coke

sniffing intensifies

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I’ve got some mad blue balls fuck

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LSD

This harmless drug has no negative effects, it is a human right and I wish David “Literally Hitler” Cameron would legalise it already so I can escape to a place where I don’t get beat.

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I think it’s a good thing that the allies won World War 2.

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so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret

and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever

and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”

nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING 

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@thekatvond and her shoes say “fuck you!” to physics. Off to the Grammys!