seven years later and That Post™ is still getting notes with the same goddamn responses
another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens
if you need to do something with your car (ex: adjust the AC) you should be able to do it based off of touch and minimal sight; without knobs and buttons for tactile orientation youre ... staring at an ipad while driving? awesome trend we've started
what the fuck happened
This was peak driver ergonomics. 3 Knobs for HVAC. How hot, How Hard, and where do you want it? RAdio is just below windshield level. Headlight switch is big and easily reached by feel alone. Buttons are large, and each one textured differently. You could operate everything without taking your eyes off the road.
I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.
wooliebirds
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Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.
kansascity-marshwiggle
Why is that?
Accurate heist movie: The Team is sneaking into a high security facility. An alarm is triggered, they freeze, prepared to knock out whoever responds to the alarm. It takes 40 minutes for someone to respond. When they finally do show up, they shuffle along, annoyed, arms full of 16 bags of pretzels for some reason, and reset the alarm without bothering to check their surroundings. They report that the alarm went off in error. Security control starts a fight about the correct designation of the door. The guard announces that they’re leaving the alarm key in the alarm because it’s always going off for no reason. No one challenges them on this. They shuffle away, leaving an alarm key and several bags of pretzels behind.
The Team knocks out a security guard and steals their radio. The team mimic can perfectly replicate the knocked out guard’s voice. They get caught because they pronounced the name of the company correctly.
The Team disables an alarm. The only way to do this is to rip it out of the wall and disassemble it until it physically can’t make noise anymore. This very loud process is clearly heard by the posted security guard nearby, who rolls their eyes and text their supervisor that the logistics contractors are fooling with the alarms again.
The Team breaks into the facility at night. There they meet a single security guard who is chanting potential names for NPCs in their DnD campaign out loud while they do their patrols. They encounter a fire extinguisher. They pause in their chanting to check that it is properly charged and to apply a sticker that reads, “Anal use only”. This guy is disgustingly good at their job. There’s no way around it, they’re going to catch you. And you’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’ve been had by someone who has a supply of stickers that say “Anal use only” and who unironically wanted to name their NPC shopkeep Mammogrammus.
The Team attempts to bribe a security guard. This is its own post but know there’s no way in hell that would work.
The Team breaks into the high security room and disables all the alarms. Security control sends several guards to investigate why there are no alarms going off.
The Team attempts to break into the high security room but can’t because it’s randomly decided not to let anyone at all in today.
The Team steals a keycard with “””””unlimited””””” access to the facility and gets caught because the computer system that manages keycards randomly revokes access for no reason.
The Team walks past a security guard in broad daylight wearing T-shirts that say, “We are here to rob you”. The security guard does nothing, having seen several people in logistics wearing that exact shirt two days prior.
kansascity-marshwiggle
This sounds like a great movie, honestly
i think about this picture at least 12 times a year
This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.
@endoshan holy shit you figured it out
This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.
Sometimes using tumblr is like
You walk into a cafe. You order a coffee. “No cream,” you say. The person in line next to you says, “Bad idea. Black coffee can cause acid reflux.” You shrug. “Not a problem for me. I didn’t bring my lactaid tablets. Worry about your own digestive system?” You take your coffee. You sit down at a table. The other person sits across from you. “Why is it okay to shove worms into babies’ mouths?” they demand in a loud voice. You blink. You glance around the room, searching for the bluebird they seem to have mistaken you for, but find nothing. “I don’t know what’s happening here,” you admit. “I don’t want cream in my coffee. It’s fine if you do but not everyone has to deal with acid reflux.” “You’re dodging the question,” says another patron, who may or may not be a ventriloquist’s doll. “Babies don’t deserve to have worms shoved in their mouths.” “I am literally just drinking coffee,” you say. “What does this have to do with coffee?” “Worms are dirty. They are not suitable food for babies. Babies shouldn’t be made to eat worms! It’s truly vile to support something like that.”
hey op quick question: what the fuck
mouth of baby perfect size for worm
fucked up that we don’t make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore
generalgrievousdatingsim
since when did THIS
become sexier than THIS?
half of those are fanny packs
generalgrievousdatingsim
while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill
generalgrievousdatingsim
what is a fanny back but a modern day medival coin purse my friend
I don’t care what you call them, i need stuff like
Firstly - they look cool
Secondly - i hate hate HATE purses, messenger bags mess up my posture which then hurts my spine, and backpacks are hard to reach and take stuff out or put stuff in.
These? These are perfectly handy, weight gets distributed around your pelvic area instead of hurty spine, and you won’t just forget it laying somewhere. Again.
@winneganfake. Of Tormented Artifacts is your person for all these needs
winneganfake
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help I’m dying
Item: briefcase that appears normal but when thrown hones in on the target
headcanon posts that just show a fundamental lack of critical thinking about the source material are my least favorite thing but i never want to be the party pooper that’s like “uh thats factually incorrect” so i just sit here quietly seething abt it like some misanthropic evil grandma
Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving
You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP
