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by my heel, i care not

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anna • 2001 • they/them • white • nsfw-ish
TERF/PROSHIP/ED BLOG DNI.

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

The Spamton Sweepstakes were truly a fucking phenomenal event

Imagine hearing that Toby Fox is doing a merch raffle for charity and going Oh Neat! :) and then finding out that the raffle was all spamton themed, and all the items being raffled are bogus spamton merch like a single fake banana in a glass case, or a bath mat in the shape of an egg. Imagine clicking on the fake ads and realizing they all lead to Secret Pages with Deep Lore Implications. Imagine tuning in to the stream where they announce the winners, expecting to see three guys and a dog plush doing it like last time, only to watch Wayneradiotv get killed on livestream while fleeing from the FBI. Toby Fox is truly a master at his craft.

Berdly put his entire phone number in his username. Spamton said on twitter that you could pay to milk him. And confirmed that he and Jevil were divorced. This all happened shortly after Sans won the sexyman poll and the queen died. This was a major timeline event

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That stream was my only experience of what the hell Deltarune is, and by god I want to preserve that innocence in amber

the hobby lobby sticker was still on the bottom of the display case and it's held together with hot glue

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

Today at work we had a couple customers come in who only spoke spanish and i haven’t spoken in like a year but im the only one that knows even a little bit of spanish on staff so i got to look like an absolute fool. I forgot the words for “together” and “website.” do your duolingo or this will be you

this scene really highlights one of the most impressive parts of yotsuba to me, which is how effectively its able to recreate for an adult audience the sense of wonder that very young children have towards the world, giving us a taste of just how strange and interesting seemingly normal things are to someone as young as yotsuba. the way the geese are quietly built up to through strange sound effects, and how the camera shows their approach in detail, how it lingers on yotsubas reaction and lets us take in just how new and exciting this is to her, before hitting us with a double page spread of that same thing on an overwhelming scale... its masterful

my favorite shit ever is when mother cats fuck with their kittens. its even better when everyone in the comments is like “why is she being mean to them :-(“ as if those kittens have the brain cells to be offended