My fave is problematic TO YOU. I don’t give a shit tho
moth update ! theyre threatening me
WELL, stop being so BIG and LOOKING AT THEM.
Rubi Lebovitch
they beat jesus with that
louis is really gonna meet his mother-in-law and be like what do you mean you also bumped uglies with my man. he genuinely can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone lestat has had sex with. this must be why armand is his safe space
One thing that makes me so excited for season 2 and honestly makes me love the show better than the books (general disclaimer for this whole post being a 'So Far" caveat 'cause of course quality can always drop later on) is that the creators seem to love all of the characters instead of Anne Rice's latching onto Lestat as the most specialist boy in the universe. It allows them to tell a similar story without being hamstrung by the need to assure us Lestat is always the best. Like season 1 won me over so hard by allowing Louis to hold his own as the main character and putting in the care to develop him. I cannot give enough praise about how good Jacob Anderson's performance is or the work they put into Louis is. They also care about developing Lestat, but they're not afraid to let him be awful or make the audience mad at him. It's why I like the show versions better so far.
And season 2 seems to be starting off strong by centering Louis, Armand, and Claudia in the teaser while only mentioning Lestat once. They're confident in those other characters and want to spend time with them, and holy shit so do I, I cannot wait. I just have a lot of hope in the show really elevating the source material.
It's very similar to how I feel like Louis/Lestat/Armand all have really interesting dynamics with each other in any combo, and I hope the show gets into all of them. I'm a little wary of people who lean too hard into the idea that Armand wanted Louis because he was Lestat's fledgling when those two characters have their own dynamics and Armand wanted Louis before he knew about Lestat anyway.
Anyway gay vampires yay!!!
So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
This is so funny because that’s a freshly-fledged juvenile red tailed hawk.
It didn’t leave simply because it didn’t really know the giant gorilla thing walking towards it was a threat. You were menaced by what amounts to a teenager who just passed their driving test just chilling under a tree.
This thing weighs all of 1 pound and barely knows it’s a bird.
the bird got a nat20 on intimidation from a die it knocked off the desk
juvy red tails are the biggest idiots congrats on getting goofed on XD
we see so many injured young redtails the aviary they all stay at every year at our rehabbers facility is called 'the frathouse'
the finalists of the cunt olympics
Help! I’m a Fish | Directors: Stefan Fjeldmark & Michael Hegner Studios: A. Film, TerraGlyph, Munich Animation | DK,DE,IE 2000
#wow i have never even heard of this movie#tracked it down#watched it#neat little movie#nice animation#some real cool stuff#bad songs#you can tell they wanted Tim Curry for the evil fish#Alan Rickman is also good but that villain song would have gone from#'the only ok song'#to 'the song that fucks'#help! i'm a fish#I actually really like that they used CGI for the fish until they become sentient#got those dead shark eyes#body horror#death
imagine being Louis and finally making it to Paris and meeting new vampires and trying to move on from everything that happened in New Orleans and then walking in the door to your new crush's house and seeing a framed portrait of your dead husband on the wall
no wonder he sets the whole place on fire
not beating the iPad Baby allegations
for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke
Make this the new meme!
otto-mandias
cmder
War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami
i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]
Shout Out to that time Armand was breaking up with him and Louis just chewed on grass and pondered eternity until Armand literally walked out of his life
Bonus Shout Out to Armand going to cry about it to Lestat who was just trying to rot underground in peace at the time;
The Lestat poster evokes Phantom of The Opera.
The Armand poster evokes the movie Gaslight.
I'm so glad this show understands that Louis' taste in men is a feature not a bug