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Bottomless pit of fandom hell

@endlessfandoms

Just a place for all my fandoms to chill.

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

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Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

being a comics fan is literally just reading a run, getting attached to a character pairing or characterization, and then never seeing it anywhere in any other runs ever again

Bruce, carrying his kids like kittens, image 37461

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[Image ID: The first issue shows a crowd of well dressed people running away from something. They're running towards Bruce, who stands with both feet planted widely and grabs Dick by the back of his jacket, lifting him off his feet to put behind him. Bruce is wearing a suit and Dick is wearing a suit with a white jacket. The second image is a closeup of Dick, his eyes are little dots, the sketch lacks a lot of details like his mouth. End ID]

Year One: Batman/Scarecrow #2

damian using formal language but its mixed with slang because he wants to

KFNSJFWJF tumblr user mccromy understood the assignment

consider: when they’re talking to each other it’s even worse

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When they talk to each other, Dick and Bruce want to cry, because they're this close to sounding like two sane people this close.

Who do I have to bribe to get this fic?

I've literally been thinking about this since I started reading comics oml

DJSS, stuck helping with a work emergency overnight: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Tatiana: You people already know too much about me.

Remi: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.