im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us
Fascinated by Kirby lore and its associated universe but not by the usual stuff like the ancients or dark matter.
Susie called Popstar a backwater planet, so is the Gamble Galaxy seen as a unsavory place to visit? Is the rest of the universe kinda normal and the world ending horrors mostly gravitate to that galaxy? Do the planets with life on them, like Ribbon Star and Popstar have interplanetary treaties? Is there planetary level politics? Is space travel normal? Or are most planets isolated and only the few with access to warp stars and custom built ships able to freely travel? Magic seems to be a regular thing that most beings possess to some degree, how does that effect the culture? A lot of Popstar’s problems are caused by magic-based beings or artifacts, so is there some security measure in place to counteract it? Instead of metal detectors, do places on Popstar screen for cursed magical artifacts?
Since Galaxia is heavily implied to be a sentient sword of ancient magical origins and great power, does it set off these hypothetical magic detectors? When going places like Merry Magoland or flying in a commercial starship, is Meta Knight constantly pulled to the side by workers who try to confiscate his sword? Is Meta Knight in a constant state of inconvenience because he refuses to go anywhere without his very cursed, emotional support sword? I’m fascinated by mundane kirby lore.
I though of this post thanks to a discord conversation and I thought I would share the extra context for fun
When I first saw Purah’s aoc design I couldn’t help but compare her hair to soft serve
I mean look at it
post-totk Link, having just fought his second iteration of Ganon, wandering the tunnels beneath Hyrule Castle banging two sticks together yelling "if there's a third Ganon hiding under this castle you legally have to tell me"
Demise, glaring through his door's peephole in annoyance: come back with a warrant
I almost asked myself how the hell it took me so long to finish TOTK before remembering the time I got sidetracked for well over an hour putting dead fish where they shouldn’t be and photographing them, which is one of the many unhinged things this game just lets you do
Zelda having a secret room for when she "needs to concentrate" carries with it the implication that it's Link that makes it difficult to concentrate, since they pretty clearly lived together between BOTW and TOTK. A lesser zelink shipper would turn this into something romantic but I'm operating on a higher wavelength.
"Zelda Zelda Zelda look at this cool rock I found don't you think it looks like a frog? Hey Zelda do you think I could climb all the way to the ceiling without falling hey hey Zelda listen to this *makes horse noise* doesn't that sound just like Epona I'm really good at horse noises hey Zelda Zelda Ze-
TotK No Armor Goron Responses
I saw a post showing the NPC reactions to Link wearing nothing so I took screenshots around Goron City.
My personal favorites are "Half off? You and me both" and "We got a live one!"
my joke pikmin ideas
- MASSIVE impact damage when thrown at an enemy, similar to rock pikmin but better
- heavier than rock pikmin, so their max throwing distance is greatly reduced to balance their higher damage
- when a bunch are thrown together, they will - if next to a ledge: form brickmin stairs, that you can climb with the rest of your squad - if not next to a ledge: form a brickmin wall that enemies can't move past, until they knock it over
- has no arms! carrying power ZERO
- basically just reskinned white pikmin
- enemies that eat them will get high
- fuck you
- you can now bring the pikmin 1 experience wherever you go
- immediately explodes and dies when hitting a surface too hard after being thrown (what counts as too hard? find out through trial and error)
- fuck you
- can be eaten emperor bulblax-style
- will not explode if wet (being swallowed by an enemy does not count as being wet) (they can still drown btw)
- immediately explodes and dies when set on fire, crushed or electrocuted
- fuck you
a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked
a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes
the law of equivalent exchange
