Welcome to the gay zone

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

im gonna fucking cry

this is like phreaking for the digital age

this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

just in case you’re doubting me

he lost, btw

My friend sent me this and I can’t stop laughing. Exposive president. And the two tower being shot badges. LMFAOOOO

Btw you can only change your name like every six months in splatoon so you have to really commit to joke names

[tags by @shrimpspecials & image credit to @splatruck lol]

lets hear it for the lesbians woo

WE GOT IT

WE’RE GETTING THE SHIRTS

(I'm so called free thinkers)

heres most of the notes i have for brisbane meshi. i could draw this forever probably

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

artistic recreation

haven't seen this on here yet so:

in case you don't want to slog through the shitscape that is the bird/letter website, take a peek beneath the cut (shamelessly copied from the something awful forums dungeon meshi thread)

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

Laios: Diagnosed with autism when he was five but his parents never told him because they didn't want him to "use it as an excuse". So, he knows he's weird, but has no clue why.

Falin: Never diagnosed, but the family just knew because they already raised Laios. They used what they learned from raising Laios to help raise her, so although she also was never told she was autistic, she has a better grasp on what her needs are and how to get them met.

Marcille: Special interests and delayed social development made her a pleasure to have in class and a straight A student who was only friends with the teachers.

Senshi: "Back in my day, we didn't have all this Autism stuff" but he comes from a long line of autists so believes Special Intrests and all his other peculiarities are perfectly normal. Doesn't even believe autism exists because "everyone had those symptoms!"

Chilchuck: Had to learn how to mask really early on, and how to ask for accommodations in ways that neurotypical people will actually listen to. He does in fact fully know he's autistic, but only because at least one of his daughters inherited it, and she got diagnosed. He raised his girls right, and is using a lot of those techniques to keep the rest of the party in check.

izutsumi:

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock

we’ve entered into a rare astrological phenomenon in which two elf-heavy shows air one after another with dungeon meshi every thursday and frieren every friday. the implications of this once in a lifetime event are unclear but professionals in the field of elf studies predict “a metric fuckload of off-model out of character elf porn on twitter. like real dexter’s mom type builds on these decidedly not mom shaped elves”

A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.

When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.

Shit, this sign should be hung in any business that provides a service to others.

my interpretation of splatoon universe crucifixion of jesus