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If Hatsune Miku made Minecraft but so did Philza this means Philza is actually Miku, and if his son is also Miku, this means that Mikus are like nurse joys.

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New prophecy: I will be the duck guy mod person. Let me be Pato or whatever his name is. I can be a good island moscot announcer thingy I swear. I will ensure everyone enjoys the island. Enjoying the island will NOT be a choice. You WILL enjoy the sites You WILL have a good time. I can ensure this. I swear.

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8 on Quesadilla Island and The Federation

ok so by now we all know about The Federation’s obsession with the number 8, right? but let’s see just how many times 8 has been shown

  • 8 original eggs, and thus 8 english speakers and 8 spanish speakers (something of note: Quackity is an outlier here, not counted as one of the 8 among the english speakers or spanish speakers)
  • On July 8th, at 2pm PST, Jaiden and Cellbit (secretly) were sent on a mission (where richas, foolish and bbh tagged along) where they discovered a cold room with 8 chambers and a countdown
  • Also, July 8th was originally set to be election day, but was postponed due to TwitchCon Paris
  • In the dungeon found on July 8th, Cellbit and Richas found 8 books with months as titles, from June-January, pictured here
  • (also just a quick thing i noticed while doing alt text, on page 2 of october's book, it ends with a quotation mark but there is never a quotation mark to start it. could be a typo or it could mean whoever was writing it didn't believe that no irregularities were detected.)
  • When ElQuackity loaded up the QSMP, it was top of his list of servers, of which (including the QSMP) there are 8
  • Now we get into things I can’t corroborate with screenshots. This includes:
  • Cellbit saying the dungeon had 8 floors
  • Luzu’s computer (Arin) had a number 8 on it. Everyone seems to agree this is the case, but I couldn’t find a good screenshot or clip of it
  • 8 can also be interpreted as infinity, by just turning the symbol 90 degrees. The Federation seems obsessed with perfection and according to them, people being able to come back or have 'infinite return' is closer to perfection.

i have no idea what any of this means. irl, 8 is considered to be lucky in chinese culture. it's the 6th or 7th number in the fibonacci sequence (depending if you count 0 in the sequence), which shows up in nature a lot and is often referred to as the 'golden ratio' and it is said that people whose face matches this ratio are objectively beautiful (you can believe this or not). 8 is also the only number in this sequence to be a perfect cube (2 to the 3rd).

could the federation consider 8 to be perfect? could this just be a series of coincidences? theories?

The federation is secretly Vriska.

Anonymous asked:

what's the deal with vivziepop

  1. Steals art
  2. underpays artists
  3. racist
  4. follows and drew fan art of blair white and shoeonhead not long after the former put on a black facial mask and used it to be “blair black” in a Halloween blackface joke.
  5. slurs in the pilot episode of helluva boss
  6. responds to criticism with the grace of Shane Dawson
  7. every mlm character she makes is sex-obsessed, addicted to drugs, and either a sexual predator or victim of sexual abuse, sometimes both
  8. sexual assault, homophobia, aphobia, etc. frequently used as teehee funnee goofs
  9. used to have a main OC who was a pedophile, treated this trait as funny and quirky when drawing her harassing teen characters
  10. drew several instances of one of her teen OCs having sex with or being molested by snakes, yes just the animal not even a demon with snake powers or something
  11. uses symbols from a closed religion for her edgy deer character
  12. aforementioned character was already based on the western bastardization of the w****** from northern indigenous religions, something that most Algonquin tribes have very vocally opposed non-indigenous people using in pop culture
  13. said character also was stated to be asexual “because he only cares about himself”
  14. said character is also intended to be the demonic form of a creole man who practiced “voodoo magic” and ate people when he was alive and human
  15. consistently makes most of her female characters sexualized to the point of ridiculousness
  16. accused disney of stealing her ip Zoophobia by making a movie titled Zootopia (yes, she legitimately believed they saw her moderately popular and extremely niche webcomic and stole it just because the names both shared 6 letters)
  17. very heavily proship

This is not a comprehensive list. But these are the main points.

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the patron troll post is REEEAAAL

say hello to Vriska, Terezi, Karkat, and Kanaya! Hope you weren't expecting anyone else.

lore + a relationship chart under the cut.