196 users being raptured to tumblr while the other subs must inherit the burning corpse of the site after reddit refuses to change the api and everything goes black forever:
"nobody will want to date you if you keep saying you're aro" you promise???
The school phoned me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies.”
I replied, “Well, tell him he’s really good - I haven’t got any kids!”
Jeff we've been over this you need to change your handle
Let’s talk about how the exceptionalization of Nazi atrocities serves to distance them from the white supremacist colonial-capitalist order that gave rise to Nazism and exonerate the other “civilized” “western” nations from their historic genocides and war crimes necessitated by imperialism.
Treating the Nazis as a demonic inhuman menace and aberration of enlightened progressive Euro-American humanity nicely evades the fact that, as Frantz Fanon said, “fascism is colonialism rooted in a traditionally colonialist country”. Nothing the Nazis did was not tried, tested, and perfected in the colonial-capitalist domination of Africa, Asia and the Americas. The fact that the Nazis literally, directly took inspiration from American policies - the near total genocide of the indigenous peoples of North America and the racial apartheid of the Jim Crow south - is known to anyone who is not functionally historically illiterate.
If you think it’s absurd to say America is the most evil country ever “cause Nazis” you are effectively proving the point by either intentionally ignoring or being totally unaware of the world historic crimes America has perpetuated on the planet. Nazi Germany existed for little over 12 years and its crimes are among the most known and evidenced in history. America has existed for almost 250 and its crimes are so obfuscated and self-exonerated - though no less well evidenced - that you have to scream at people to even notice them.
Not to mention, the Nazis were straight up INSPIRED by the US and its racist policies towards black and indigenous people, including Jim Crow Segregation and Manifest Destiny.
Fun fact: the Nazis were genuinely surprised the US didn't join them and especially that they fought against them
Jesse: "Yo, Mr. Fring, I've been thinking about this quote, man. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." What do you make of that?"
Gus: "Ah, Jesse, I see you've stumbled upon the existential musings of Albert Camus. It's an intriguing concept, to say the least."
Gus: "Sisyphus, condemned to an eternity of rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll back down again, represents the futility and absurdity of life's struggles."
Gus: "However, Camus suggests that by accepting and embracing this absurdity, one can find happiness."
Jesse: "Yeah, but I mean, isn't that just some crazy philosophical bullshit? How can someone be happy in such a fucked-up situation?"
Gus: "Happiness, Jesse, is a state of mind. It's not about the circumstances we find ourselves in, but rather how we choose to perceive and respond to them."
Gus: "Sisyphus, despite his eternal struggle, can find meaning and purpose in his repetitive task. By embracing his fate and finding fulfillment in the act itself, he transcends the burden he carries."
Jesse: "That's deep shit, man. So, what, you're saying we should just accept all the crap that comes our way and be happy about it?"
Gus: "Not necessarily. Acceptance doesn't mean complacency. It means acknowledging the realities of our situation and finding a way to navigate them while maintaining our inner peace."
Gus: "It's about finding meaning in the journey, even if the destination remains elusive."
Jesse: "Yeah? I guess that makes sense in some messed-up, twisted way... Hey, speaking of finding happiness, have you tried Taco Bell's Nacho Fries? They're insane, man!"
Gus: "...Nacho Fries, Mr. Pinkman?"
Jesse: "Oh, you gotta try 'em, Mr. Fring! They're like these crispy, seasoned fries with this gooey cheese dipping sauce. It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth, man. I bet you'd love 'em."
Gus: "If they are as remarkable as you claim, perhaps we can find a moment to indulge. After all, even in the face of existential ponderings, we mustn't forget to appreciate life's simpler pleasures."
Jesse: "That's what I'm talkin' about, Mr. Fring! We'll have ourselves a little culinary adventure amidst all the fucking chaos. Life's all about finding those moments of joy, even if it means embracing the absurdity along the way, right?"
Gus: "Indeed, Jesse. Life's contradictions often lead us to unexpected discoveries. Perhaps, we may find a glimpse of Sisyphus' elusive happiness in the process."
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
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Being mentally ill from a young age, I’ve always viewed myself as something that needs to be fixed
No one ever told me that I could just be me, that I could just allow myself to be at peace with the things that I will never be
Instead I’ve spent years of my life chasing the idea of being mentally well and neurotypical and all it’s led to is shame and self-hatred
I think we should skip pride month this year and go Immediately to gay WRATH mode and KILL ron desantis with HAMMERS
mfs be like PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT until they realize the price of raising a child under late stage capitalism
I think it's important to tell reddit refugees that the reason Tumblr has blue (and rainbow) checkmarks is not popularity, but just to make fun of twitter. You can have them too if you want, they don't do nor mean anything, they won't make you more visible, they will just show up next to your url in pretty colors.
The only way to be popular is either posting or rebloging cool stuff. Likes don't do much besides telling the author of the post "hey I like this". Nobody can see how many followers you have, your side accounts or anything that doesn't show up in your blog. People can see who you follow or what you recently liked, but there's an option in the settings to hide that info (unlike twitter, that seems to love subjecting people to public ridicule).
Btw, once or twice a year you'll find a skeleton gif or apple pizza post fucking up your dash. This is normal, we break this site for sport. We encourage you to do it too.
Enjoy your music frogs.
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