Am I Human?

Advice to live by

best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

winky means dick in british

i only care about what words mean in real human languages

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

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Everything about this picture makes me lose my shit. A cigarette AND a red bull in one hand. The 5th generation iPod? And it’s clipped to his belt??? What is he listening to? My guess is MGMT or like smashing pumpkins he likes those

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dead inside but full of pride (at Pride in London) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzlSBVFFR7j/?igshid=1e0hg55o3n7pt

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30+ times people hilariously summed up what being in your 30s is really like.

Animal snaps

UNMUTE THIS RIGHT NOW

Ice cubes swim in the blood of their brethren.