[Interview with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the Jonathan Ross show, ca. 2004, just after the release of SBaHJ 5 Electric Boogalive]
Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
I'm just trying to get the mood right
Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words
obviously this is biased towards my age range and stuff
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame
Please, enlighten us
So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.
you
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just
about
anything
Here are some more that I like:
Aradia gender meta post : 1/2 ( part 2 is in the reblogs! )
putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
list of the most moments in homestuck of all time:
- when dave is in his room after 3 years and looks at the selfies he took when he was younger and starts laughing and then crying
- when aradia is giving her soliloquy at the end of hivebent and you have to scroll all the way down that really long panel and she says "a scratch"
- when bec prototypes himself in [S] Jade: Enter and there's a split second before you realize what that means
- when kanaya sees vriska kissing tavros and throws the dress out of her room and starts crying and her lusus taps her on the shoulder and consoles her
- when dave is sitting on the roof with dirk and says "how did you tell your friends"
- the end of that last pesterlog between dirk and hal. you know what i'm talking about
- dave and rose standing next to each other waiting for the tumor to explode
- Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist.
feel free to add on
this one too
IMPORTANT ADDITIONS
over a year later and i have MORE additions:
- it being revealed that the purpose of the game is not to save the world, but to end it
- "this is not the suit i was wearing when i died"
- when GO!rose is slowly dying and she says "i never told her that i loved her"
- when jack stabs WV with his bare hand and rips the uranium out of his stomach
- calliope's talking to her alive self for the last time and saying "you don't need to do anything. be who you've become, and who i didn't. consume the fruits of an existence i could never understand. live.
- terezi watching dave find his brother's dead body and she asks him if he loved him and he says no
- dave finding out that rose is going to sacrifice herself so he runs after her because he doesn't want her to die alone
- this panel:
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
Want to learn something new in 2023??
Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)
Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)
How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)
How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)
Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)
Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)
How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)
Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game
Go (back) to school
Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Introduction to philosophy (free college course)
Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)
Learn a language
Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)
Portuguese (Brazil)
American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)
Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified)
Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
Want to learn something new in 2023??
Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)
Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)
How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)
How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)
Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)
Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)
How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)
Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game
Go (back) to school
Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Introduction to philosophy (free college course)
Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)
Learn a language
Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)
Portuguese (Brazil)
American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)
Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified)
Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)
this is the teaser image and actual title of an upcoming horror movie, by a director who thinks cgi is overused and too fake looking already so it’s probably going to be pretty funny
This went from “funny meta joke” to actually top tier monster concept the moment I just learned that the gator is canonically made of bad cgi in-universe. It is created when laptops get dumped in the swamp. The characters will recognize that it is a CGI entity and it will presumably have powers and abilities in accordance with that.
You married a fairy and experienced drastic physical changes. Enduring intense hunger, constant salivation, and even the strange sensation of your body dissolving inside a cocoon. But you hate the color of your wings. You are sorrowful and disappointed, despite your partner consoling you.
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
You were never supposed to come back here.
I’ll just leave this one here for loch-ness–monster with a hell of a lot of love, been trying to get it out for days. I hope this can cheer you up a little today. A quickie sketch turned into seven panels of drama. I guess this isn’t an uncommon crossover or anything but it’s still really fun.
Rare footage of a snake couple’s love parade. This twisting ballet where the snakes tangle, untangle, can go on for hours…
My new headcanon is that trolls aren’t some weird pseudo-mammalian half-insect hybrid species, they’re mimics. Like bee flies and that one caterpillar that looks like a snake. Seeing as they’re a conquering race, and have apparently had access to space flight since FOREVER, probs they originated on a planet where a semi-humanoid mammalian species was the dominant lifeform, and trolls were outnumbered. Gradually, over millions of years, they adapted themselves to look sort of like that species, in order to keep from being eaten or killed, and eventually grew powerful/technologically advanced enough to eradicate said semi-humanoid species and become the dominant lifeforms themselves.
I think that explains things like trolls having secondary sex characteristics despite being able to reproduce regardless of sex, and having notable gendered expressions and mannerisms, also despite no apparent difference in reproductive abilities.
Probs someone else came up with this first but w/e.
this is the first time i’ve heard it, and it is fucking brilliant.