"what are your plans for the future?" "then what are your major skills?"

"but what are your hobbies?"

"something else. there has to be something else."

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

feeling sad? look at this baby animal blog!

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever. If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

I was at the supermarket one time and this guy came up to me and he was like "hey you probably don't hear this often but you're really beautiful" and I replied with "thank you but I do hear it often." and he looked offended ???

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever. If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

EVERY GIRL DESERVES TO FEEL PRETTY AND CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM

:-((((((

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

ive got a migrane