Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.
Girls inbound. Get ready!
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This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.
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stay alert, they’re coming in fast!
Wave 3/10 - They have actually good URLs now, please be careful but also I’m so mad, I just saw “pawpatroleuthanasia” and I am bursting green with envy.
i cannot believe how stupid the people running this app are
impossible to understand according to discord: yeah my username is john#5627
easy and efficient according to discord: my username is 4j_oh_n20 yeah no i had to change it because there were a million other guys named john sorry
I can't vouch for the claim myself, but-
Could you imagine being horse holy mary and one day your son gets his cutiemark and it's him like age 35 getting nailed to a cross
constructing this for the fourth time now and i can feel that this time i‘ll get it right!! Also rendering that shoe was way too smooth for my usual shoe drawing skills, wich are below zero tbh
You can improve your self-esteem using positive affirmations like "I am the guy" and "I am capable of being the guy"
underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay
You have a gender, it’s in your pants
Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint
wheeee! mine’s a zippo and a bus card!
Oh fuck I’m a fidget spinner.
My gender is nothing 😏
“very messy first experiment with a new craft that spawned from procrastination” gender
AITA for trying to eat my landlord's fancy takeout?
So my [523 F] sisters [498 F/492 F]and I are fully stay-at-home, and our landlord [530 M] brings us most of our groceries. Now things have been tight recently and so we only have grocery runs about once a month, and last night was one of these. Our house has a pretty clearly delineated men's half and women's half, so when we saw the food [21M] in our rooms we assumed it had been left there for us. But then our landlord burst in with our groceries and started screaming and shouting and getting really violent about the idea that we would touch his special treat after he'd forbidden it and just carrying on and told us to get out (this was our room, keep in mind). And I guess I had known that he had ordered fancy takeout, but it wasn't like it was labeled or anything, and it's not like there wasn't plenty to go around. His reaction just seemed really uncalled for. AITA?
I don't think there is porn of Jalter
you know what you gotta do man
What do I have to do
you have to kill chris pratt
you have to kill chris pratt
not again
I didn't even know it was waltjesse at first because who the actual FUCK says "Jalter" ?!?!!?!?!? DERANGED. INSANE activities. this is DISGUSTING. if you're gonna talk about it, at least say waltjesse or maybe even heisenbitch but for the love of god I never want to see the word "Jalter" or, god forbid, "Wesse" ever again.
Catgirl leaving her surplus kills lying around in shared living areas as a sign of affection, except instead of decimating the local songbird population she's just constantly shoplifting random shit. She's banned from every Target in the tri-state area. You have eight blenders.
i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Do you need something.
before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard
