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OBEY ME BROTHERS REACTION TO YOU ASKING FOR A HUG

(Or me being clingy and drugged up post wisdom teeth, the sequel)

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LUCIFER

  • Doesn’t really have time for this tbh
  • Asks why not Any of the others
  • “Because I want a hug from You”
  • Suddenly, he has time
  • Use that pride to your advantage bb 💕
  • Won’t stop working, but will multitask with you in his lap; koala style
  • Gentle forehead kisses to remind you that he’s still there, and cares
  • Cold hands, but good core body temp
  • You probably fall asleep, but he doesn’t mind

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MAMMON

  • Takes a second to buffer before responding
  • Of course you want his hugs though
  • He is the best, and he is Your First
  • Of course you feel safe and comfortable enough to ask him for cuddles
  • Drops Everything for you
  • Makes it a whole thing
  • Blankets? Check. Pillows? Check. You’re now snuggled up in his clothes? also check but we don’t talk about that ok.
  • Once y’all are settled in, makes sure that you’re okay
  • Will Not let you go until he’s absolutely certain your needs are met
  • Call this bitch Baymax omfg

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LEVIATHAN

  • “Uh sure”
  • WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
  • WHAT DID HE AGREE TOO
  • ABORT ABORT
  • Too late, y’all are cuddling now
  • And he’s having an aneurism lmao
  • ^ this happens often, he’ll just agree with anything you say without thinking
  • EVENTUALLY calms down-ish
  • Turns on the setup for anime/games, and settles down under a blanket
  • Still Very flushed
  • You are the only person he would Dare have such close proximity to, so feel special

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SATAN

  • The least outwardly phased by this
  • “Of course, would you like me to make a pot of tea so we can chat?”
  • Comfy casual vibes
  • Probably curled up on a couch together
  • Gives the Best head scratches, and I will Die on that hill
  • If you wanna talk, will talk; if you want distractions, he’ll read to you or teach you fun facts; but if you want to just sit in silence, he’s chill with that too
  • Good at comforting without trying
  • Accidental naps are Very likely
  • Not that he minds

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ASMODEUS

  • Again, Lives for platonic affection
  • Or any affection tbh
  • Another one who will make an entire event out of it
  • Candles, satin pyjamas, soft blankets, trashy reality tv; you name it, he’s got it
  • Puts aside the rest of the day for you
  • Big on relaxing, but not napping
  • Doesn’t want to disrupt your sleep schedule!!
  • Will make sure you are pampered and refreshed by the end of it
  • Lots of light kisses to make you laugh
  • Holds you hand the entire time

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BEELZELBUB

  • Immediately concerned
  • Are you okay? Are you sad? What’s wrong?
  • Is too energetic to sit down and cuddle, but doesn’t want to leave you alone
  • So, piggyback rides
  • Will take you everywhere with him for the rest of the day
  • Constantly checking up on you
  • Also constantly feeding you
  • Cafè hop between all of your faves
  • Very Warm
  • Will take you for a cuddle pile with Belphie, if you’re comfy

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BELPHAGOR

  • Yo same
  • Nap and cuddle time bb
  • No questions, just pulls you into bed
  • Sometimes, people need a cuddle
  • Tight Hugs
  • Spoons almost exclusively; but doesn’t care if he’s big or small spoon
  • So Cold
  • Bastard man warms his cold ass toes on you
  • Rude
  • Get Beel to come lay in the middle, barrier from the cold bastard man
Anonymous asked:

Okay, so, hear me out: Lord Diavolo is the prince of devildom therefore he'd have a lot of servants, right? So how would all the boys (The 7 bros and Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, and Simeon) react to one of Diavolo's butlers being very cheeky and flirty with their beloved MC? 😉🤔

Haha I bet barbatos thinks they’re trash lol. 

Also I got through a lot of this already then my phone glitched and I lost all of it so rip.

Butler and MC will be gender neutral

Dem boys reacting to one of Diavolo’s other butlers flirting with their MC:
Lucifer:
  • Will not be vocal about it bothering him because he wouldn’t dare admit it bothers him
  • Finds it slightly amusing that they think they’re competition
  • Will make sure they know you’re his by subtly touching you etc
  • Like the hand on your back little kisses on your cheek or top of your head
  • Pulls you into his lap if he’s sitting down while working or around the castle
  • Will give you some kind of necklace or something he can fix when they’re around that is low key sexual af
  • Sorry my neck is sensitive and when someone fixes your necklace hits different
  • Says stuff softly but audibly enough for them to hear like “I can’t wait to get you home”
  • Will generally ignore the other persons existence
  • If you mention them at all in conversation will act like he has no idea who they are
  • “Who is that? Are they new?”
  • Knowing damn well he’s at the castle all the time for thousands of years and definitely knows them
  • If they dare flirt with you in front of them he will be so snarky
  • “How embarrassing for you to attempt to flirt with Diavolos favorite guest”
  • You know shit like that
  • But with him being engulfed by his black hazy aura and that scary smirk
Mammon:
  • I love mammon
  • Mostly because he’s going to be the first ON SITE
  • He’s gonna probably throw you over his shoulder or get between you two
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  • “Oi what did you just say to my human?!”
  • Even if they’re just doing normal Butler stuff like “here’s your tea” he’s gonna be like “the fuck is wrong with you”
  • Will not let you visit alone
  • Straight up says your his human like 10000 times every time they’re around
Leviathan:
  • Will think you have a Butler kink now
  • He’s seen black Butler he knows how alluring they can be
  • Omg Levi Butler role play 😭
  • Like that one event but better
  • Will do everything he can to keep you from going to the castle
  • But MC I have a new game to play with you etc
  • Will go with you to the castle just to lurk right beside you
  • Just watches the Butler like
  • Doesn’t scare them off but freaks them out for sure
  • They took your jacket off in front of Levi once and Lotan was summoned
Satan:
  • I know satan would kill me but he would definitely be like Lucifer
  • Being all smug and low key rude to the person
  • But Satan would probably like trip them with his tail and shit
  • Especially if they’re carrying something
  • And he’ll pull you out of the way so it doesn’t spill on you then be all “are you ok? You should be careful” to the Butler
  • Doesn’t mind if you’re over there without him because he knows you’re his and that person is no threat
Asmodeus: (NSFW)
  • Invites them for group sex
  • Doesn’t tell you
  • You’re surprised in either a good way or bad
  • You’re in his room and he’s like let’s get room service 😜 and you’re like wtf is wrong with you this is our house
  • Then the Butler walks in
  • Music plays they start stripping and saying they will do whatever you request
  • You are aroused or scared or both
Beelzebub:
  • Don’t hate me
  • Either is like “oh they’re nice to you they’re mean to me they don’t make me treats like Barbatos”
  • Or like “oh yea they’re super nice ask them for extra on the side and they’ll bring you and entire cart”
  • Doesn’t realize or care that it is flirtatious or not
  • Will only care if it bothers you
  • If he likes them he will go over to the castle with you not to protect you but to get treats
  • Someone will probably have to point out to him that it’s like flirting
  • Then he’s probably like “oh I could see that everyone loves MC”
Belphegor:
  • Like his brother will probably not notice but because he’s either not around them or not conscious
  • Is a brat so expect pranks and a lot of napping on your shoulder whenever you go over to the castle
  • Like Satan will probably trip them with his tail but will act like he’s just sleeping etc
  • Idk that he would mind toooo much but would probably mark his territory by like glaring or doing that creepy smile and saying some off the wall shit
  • “Idk MC I think if someone came on to you like that I’d probably gouge their throat with my horn” or something dramatic
  • All while smiling like
Solomon:
  • Thinks it’s hilarious
  • Will probably see how far they’d go for you
  • Gets them to do nonsensical tasks for you
  • “MC really likes windmills so do with that information what you will *wink*
  • Will tease you about it
  • “MC let’s go to the castle to see your lover”
  • “They keep giving you pinwheels what’s up with that?”
Diavolo:
  • Is tickled if it doesn’t bother you
  • Sees it as his two babies finding each other in this world
  • Ships it
  • If you are oblivious to it even better
  • Probably writes fanfic or tells it to barbs and Lucifer
  • If you’re romantic with Diavolo he will probably try to do Butler stuff to attract you
  • Does bad
  • Doesn’t know how to function
  • Seriously how do people pour without spilling all over the god damned table
  • Will come to visit you more
Barbatos:
  • Oh you want a battle of the butlers?
  • So be it
  • Barbatos is one hell of a Butler
  • Get it
  • Is even more flawless
  • Oh you find the clumsiness of the other Butler charming
  • Now I can’t stop imagining Barbatos as Madara
  • Files a formal complaint to you about your taste in butlers
  • This isn’t even about winning your affection anymore
Simeon:
  • Isn’t surprised he’s learned everyone is charmed by you
  • Even himself
  • He’s a professional at watching people fall for you at this point
  • Watches poetically from a distance
  • If you’re romantic with him you’ll probably have to snap him out of his daze and remind him you’re his
  • He’s now writing a new character who is a Butler and falls in love with a guest or some shit
Luke:
  • FOR THE SAKE OF MICHAEL CAN THESE DEMONS LEAVE YOU ALONE
  • EVERY DEMON SEEMS TO FAWN ALL OVER YOU AND IT IS NOT GOOD FOR HIS STRESS LEVELS
  • EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO HORNY JAIL AND READ THE BIBLE
  • MC IS AN ABSOLUTE SAINT YOU BEASTS
  • STAHHHP OR SO HELP ME

Anyways thanks for the request 🙏🏻 it took forever but we’re finally here.

-Vex🐸

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A WINTER GETAWAY | lucifer.

➾ in which he spends the holiday season with you

wordcount: 6.4k+ | genre: fluff, smut | pairing: boyfriend!lucifer x fem!reader | rating: 18+ | tw: mentions of insecurity?, brief jealousy, brief possessiveness, swear words, explicit sex soft lovemaking yall plus soft dom!luci, unprotected sex, breast play, fingering, edging, handjob, riding, missionary, brief cockwarming, markings | others: soft!lucifer, brief needy luci, cheesy couple banters, pet names in the form of “love” and “sweetheart”, soft moments between the two :’) them both whipped for each other

AUTHOR’S NOTE. this is my entry for @voltage-vixen ‘s tis a season for smut challenge! and happy holidays everyone !!

prompts: “All I want for Christmas is you.” + “You’re the only gift I plan on unwrapping tonight.”

Lucifer walks through the halls of R.A.D, going through his usual routine to keep everything in check before winter break starts tomorrow. He passes by students chattering among themselves. It seems even demons are excited to discuss what they have planned for the holidays.

Rushed steps soon falter as soon as he catches sight of your familiar figure standing in front of your locker, too focused on your D.D.D. His protective instinct kicks in.

Didn’t he tell you to not be distracted in the midst of demons?

But then he remembers that you can handle everything in Devildom that comes in your way. Plus, he—your boyfriend—is here. No one will even dare to mess with you. With a growing smirk on his face, he makes his way to you. Perhaps, you and he can grab something to eat in the cafeteria during lunch and—

“Ah, Lucifer!”

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Cute fish and hey, I could do with something good

ROGER IS BACK!!!!!!

Alright, guess I’ll try this

Can't hurt to try

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

How can you not reblog something like this

Boom

As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.

ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕥.𝟛
Imagine: Simeon going into heat

A/n: I’m so sorry that I had to screenshot your requests instead of doing it like I normally do. (answer one @ the other person who requested the same thing) Tumblr was glitching and everytime I would work on/ create a draft it would automatically post it. I got it fixed but couldn’t recover what I had wrote down for them 😅

Warning: Sexy Simeon up ahead!

Simeon

  • A Sensitive bby 🥰!
  • He really can’t handle the slightest touch! So expect moans and whimpers!
  • When you had first found out. He was huddled in his room, grinding on a pillow, letting out small whines from the stimulantion.
  • Of course being the kind sweetheart you are. You offered to help him out.
  • “Simeon,” you whispered, placing a hand on his erection causing him to moan. His body trembled as he panted. “I can help you.” You stated softly waiting for the Angels response. He seemed to be lost in thought before nodding his head. His azure eyes pleading for more.
  • Cue the blowjobs!
  • He can’t get enough of the way your tongue wrapped around his cock. He often asks for them a lot.
  • “Mc,” Simeon whispered his eyes shifting from you to his nether regions. Taking his hand you led him to the janitors closet. As soon as the door closed you were on your knees freeing him of his pants, softly kissing the tip. A mewl left his lips as you teased him. Licking his shaft, stroking it with your hand, or kissing its underside. Never once in your mouth.
  • “Inside please,” he begged. A hand behind your head gently pushing you forward. His eyes were bright and teary as his lips formed a pout. You smiled ‘innocently’ before taking in his shaft. Groaning he pushed your head down knowing you could take more. Once all the way down he moved you at his own pace. Like his personal toy.
  • Soon, his moans and groans filled the room as the sound of his balls slapping your chin made your pussy throb. Drool and precum dripped from your chin onto his balls, even some on your thighs.
  • He was trying so hard to be gentle with you! But he couldn’t help himself! Within seconds he got lost in the moment and started fucking your face! 😜
  • Being the gentleman he is he didn’t want to cum inside you! He tried to pull out but you wouldn’t let him!
  • As soon as he could feel his orgasm approach he tried to move your head. Instead, you smacked his hand away before grabbing onto his thighs and began to deep throat him. Illiciting a moan as he threw his head back in ecstasy. Suddenly you felt strings of a warm thick liquid gush down your throat.
  • His cock went flaccid as he panted. He looked down at you in a lustful haze as you returned the eye contact and opened your mouth displaying his essence before swallowing, then reopening your mouth once more. His shaft suddenly came back to life as it stood at full attention.
  • “One more time?” He asked as he brought his cock up to your lips. Awaiting permission.
  • TEASE HIM 😈
  • Touch yourself in front of him and watch him lose control.
  • It was just to prepare yourself, you told him as he sat by the edge of the bed watching with rapt attention as you put three fingers inside. Slowly you worked them in one by one. Fastening your pace as you let out whimpers and moans of his name. Telling him how good it feels.
  • “I know what you’re doing,” Simeon stated his voice deep as he removed your hands, replacing them with his cock. Your lips formed an ‘O’ as he slammed his hips into yours. You moaned as he held your hips down as he bit your ear.
  • “Teasing me? That’s so mean.” he whispered as you arched your back. “I think you need to be taught a lesson.” He uttered darkly. He spread your legs wider as he locked lips with you. By god he was going to make you cum!
  • Simeon went from “Hello sir, nice to meet you.” to “Yea, she calls me daddy too” 🤣
  • Has such a high sex drive! He wants to do it all the time! He finds himself touching himself to the thought of you. I swear like you just sigh and he’s like ‘now only if she was under me and making that exact same noise’ and boom!
  • (if you’re alone) he’s guiding your hand to his throbbing shaft, a silent plea for you to suck him off. (If you’re not alone) he’ll make up an excuse. i.e “mc i need help with...”
  • You already knew what this was about the very minute he called you. Simeon had led you into his room. Quickly, closing the door he pressed his hard on against your ass.
  • “Take the shorts off, love.” He commanded as he kissed your neck while bending you over the closest peice of furniture in the room.
  • damn 🤤
  • Over all, his sex game is on par with the gods! He knows just the right places to touch and how to make you beg😉

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

Honestly, nevermind the low price, if seeing doctors was this logistically easy I’d have way better health. With adhd/anxiety/depression, seeing doctors is usually just too complicated and takes too much energy to deal with.

the baby project

Prompt: You know how some schools do that thing where you take care of a fake baby? That at RAD but with everyone getting an enchanted doll that acts like an actual demon baby.

Lucifer

  • He nearly has a heart attack when you saunter up to him with a demon baby on your hip. It’s a chubby little thing, with solid black eyes and little stubby horns to match. 
  • He clears his throat and recovers his composure. Tries not to think about how his heart is pounding a frantic beat against his ribs.
  • He has two thoughts at that moment.
  • One: Fuck, he really hopes that it didn’t spawn from one of his brothers. 
  • Two: Fuck, you look really cute with a baby.
  • “Where did you get that…?” Lucifer asks. He isn’t sure he wants to actually know the answer.
  • You grab the baby’s plush little hand and wave it at him. He grimaces. 
  • Your smile is pearly and Chesire. Evil. “It’s Diavolo’s! And mine.” 
  • Lord Diavolo’s.” Lucifer unthinkingly corrects you, and then your words suddenly hit him like a fucking freight train and it feels like the breath has been punched out of his lungs. “Lord Diavolo’s? Excuse me?” 
  • Lucifer stares at the baby again, horrified, trying to find any resemblance of the prince or you in its weird little chubby babyface. How is that even possible? 
  • “Well, kind of,” you say, and his gaze snaps back to yours. “Remember how Dia was asking me about human schools? And I told him about that thing called the ‘baby project’? Where students partner up and take care of a fake baby for a week? Well, he ran with it, and now some of the RAD classes have to tote these things around for the rest of the week.” 
  • Oh. 
  • “So it’s fake,” Lucifer confirms. He holds his breath—lets out a sigh of relief when you nod. 
  • (He sees it now—can feel the hum of magic wound tightly around the chubby, cursed, drooling doll.)
  • “And Lord Diavolo is your partner?” Lucifer asks, trying to gain just a little bit more clarity about this situation.
  • (Diavolo isn’t even in your class, why is he participating???)
  • “Well, not exactly—he was going to be, but Barbatos snatched him away from me like a thief.” You plop the baby onto his desk, no consideration whatsoever for all of the delicate paperwork now under its dangerous diaper butt. “It’s so unfair, but they did look really cute with a baby, so I’m not that upset. Anyways, you’re my partner! Say hello to our child!” 
  • Taken aback, Lucifer frowns. “What? I never agreed to that.”
  • You scooch the baby closer to him. Soulless black doe eyes stare directly into the depths of his fucking soul. 
  • You grin. “Come on, Lu, be my baby daddy!” 
  • He grimaces. “Don’t say it like that.”
  • You give him your saddest, biggest, most pathetic puppy eyes you can muster and—
  • And that’s how he gets roped into being your baby daddy. 
  • For the week, at least.
  • Wink wonk.
  • He’s so conflicted over it.
  • On one hand, he really doesn’t want to take part in the baby project. The doll doesn’t even do anything fun, like induce hallucinations or spontaneously burst into flame like real demon babies. Also, he’s super busy with a thousand and one other things, you know.
  • Buuut on the other hand… he likes you a lot.
  • So he’s going to be the goddamn best pretend baby daddy you could ever ask for. 
  • He’s going to make damn sure that you get the highest grade for this assignment, but afterward? Be prepared to suffer for dragging him into this. 

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture

marine scientist: what's your gender?

merperson: what's a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i'm merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what's in your pants?

merperson: i don't... wear any? i don't have legs?

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

OH MY GOD

*casually changes gender to maintain the balance of the universe*

Anonymous asked:

May I request Diavolo's reaction to getting a love letter from mc?

I didn't know that I wanted this request but here we are.

  Diavolo sorts his usual mail. Nothing unusual. 

Just the typical requests.

  Then he spots a very cute looking envelope. 

It even has a heart drawn on it. 

With a big smile, he looks over the envelope. It seems that someone just dropped it off. It just has his name in a beautiful font.

  He feels genuinely bad to even open the envelope. 

His curiosity wins in the end. 

Diavolo opens the envelope very carefully. 

He pulls the letter out and unfolds it carefully. 

He admires it for a moment before reading it.

  Diavolo has the biggest smile on his face the entire time he reads the letter. 

His face flushes, he starts to feel very giddy and his heart is pounding. 

Diavolo doesn't really get letters like this. 

Especially not sincere proclamations of love to him. 

He can feel your intentions and they touch him right to his core.

  Diavolo didn't expect to feel this way, especially about you. 

It truly makes him feel warm and fuzzy inside.

  Diavolo has to answer your feelings. At first, he wants to answer you in kind, writing you a similar letter. 

He just can't wait that long though. It would take way too long for Diavolo to write a letter. That is just unacceptable. 

So instead he straight up walks to your room and knocks on your door.

  He is very giddy and excited when you open the door for him. 

He radiates so much light from him that you could be fooled into thinking that he is an angel.

You give him a smile, you hope this is about the love letter. 

"I have gotten your letter and I just couldn't wait to see you." He wears a huge smile on his face, it makes you melt. 

"What do you think about it?" You feel extremely nervous. 

"I'm very surprised that you hold such feelings for me. I had no idea but I feel greatly honored about it. This is the first time that anyone has ever confessed to me in this heartfelt manner. I want to give you a proper reply so I want you to have dinner with me tonight so we can talk about this privately." Diavolo seems pretty overwhelmed by his emotions. 

"That sounds great to me. I'm looking forward to it." You still can't believe that this is really happening. You feel very nervous about dinner. 

What will he tell you? 

"Great, I will go all out for you so you better be ready." Diavolo seems very pleased. 

You give him a bright smile and nod. Whatever Diavolos answer might be, he is a great man and you love him because of that. 

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♡ Masterlist ♡

The newest addition will have a 💛 beside it.
Here’s my writing rules if you feel like requesting!
LAST UPDATED - 9/2/2020

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

All of the brothers

The brothers with a short MC <- this is very old, it was my first time writing so don’t expect it to be great.

Luke

Diavolo

Simeon

Barbatos

Solomon

𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 ❖

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

♡ 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 ; 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘵

✧   Sure, Lucifer is looking forward to appreciating art and the history behind each piece, but he finds himself much more excited to spend more time alone with you. History can be preserved, but every moment spent with you is simply irreplaceable; he ends up surprisingly spending more time gazing at you than admiring the artwork.

✧   You make him feel young again. In between displays, he sneaks kisses, mischievously pulling you away from the crowds just to hold you in his arms for a stolen moment. Lucifer adores the way you fall into his arms with soft laughter, and it makes him cradle your face between his gloved hands while he whispers about the way everyone looks at you like you’re a work of art.

“But do you?” You ask softly.

“I always do, ______.” Silhouetted by the gallery lights, he pulls you into a tender kiss full of emotion; a moment that no doubt belongs among the displays of beauty and immortality that surround you.

✧   Lucifer is the kind of person to actually read the little plaques beside the pieces that go into detail about the artist and the intentions behind their art. It takes a while for him to take it all in, but you don’t mind— it’s very cute to see him have to bend down and squint to read them.

✧   Your day hardly ends there. Even as he takes you home, he very much enjoys discussing your opinions on the works included in the gallery and the artists behind them. It’s Lucifer’s way of getting closer, trying to decipher how your mind works, how you view art pieces that are open to multiple interpretations. It’s his favourite part. He loves you and your brilliant mind.

♡ 𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 ; 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 / 𝘢𝘳𝘵

✧   Your demon is the definition of a kinaesthetic learner. Mammon fits right in with the kids that run around the place, tugging on your hand as he begs you to come play these games with him! He never wants to do anything without you and you end up being basically dragged around the museum. But it’s okay because he’s cute!

✧   While surrounded by so many people, it’s even easier for him to get flustered about affection. His cheeks flush red whenever he thinks too hard about holding your hand, whether it’s to bring you somewhere, or just to hold your hand for the sake of it. The back of his fingers brush against yours, making you smile.

“Hm? What do you want to show me?” you ask as you take his hand to intertwine your fingers with his.

Mammon fidgets with his free hand before shoving it into his jacket pocket, looking away with a brilliant blush. His voice is quiet as he mumbles, “N-nothing, I just… wanted to hold your hand. Or whatever.”

✧   He’s much smarter than people like to give him credit for at times, and surprises you with bits of information he picks up that you couldn’t understand. At the same time, it’s hard to stop him from gushing about how cool it was to see that chunk of sodium explode when dropped in water and how he wants to watch that over and over again.

✧   Mammon runs wild in the gift shop, especially at those little archaeology or mining kits that let you dig through hunks of sand that claim to contain a piece of gold. Of course, there are a million things the both of you want to buy for yourselves, but so little money to do so with. He settles for something small in the end, because he wants to be able to buy something small for his brothers too.

♡ 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 ; 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦

✧   From the beginning, Leviathan is absolutely fascinated. The calming atmosphere of the museum and being completely surrounded by his element makes Levi relax, even if he’d normally panic and try to hide from the people that walk along the exhibitions with you. But even then, you make sure to hold his hand just to reassure him a little more.

✧   Just like he rants about pretty much anything he has an interest in, Levi rants about the equipment on display and compares weapons or ships from different eras to each other, as if he’s talking about mere video game stats. It’s actually kind of hot to see him act like the Grand Admiral of hell’s navy is supposed to.

✧   Treat him like a Grand Admiral, actually. His brain totally short circuits when you lean into him and put a hand on his chest and gasp about how knowledgeable and strong he is.

“Oh captain, my captain!” you sing as you pepper his face in kisses, making him squirm in your arms. His face is beet red as he attempts to cover it with his hands.

“People are- they’re going to see us!” Levi whines.

You laugh and kiss him properly, arms wrapped around him tight. “That’s the point, baby! I like it when people know I’m yours.”

✧   He actually gets a little sad when he sees the bones of massive whales or the various preserved remains of sea life on display. They all feel like a part of him. At times, he feels like sea animals understand him much better than people do, and he has to give your hand a squeeze as the two of you through the section. At least he brightens up when you tell him that most of these specimens die a natural death or were cared for during their life.

♡ 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘯 ; 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺

✧   His choice of museum goes without explanation. Humans are frail creatures that are essentially doomed to make the same mistakes again and again, despite a new era or millennia, but Satan still finds their history remarkable. He’s fascinated with seeing the butterfly effect ripple through time, sparking wars and conflicts. It makes him wonder about the universe’s decisions— especially the ones that brought you to him.

✧   Satan has always been more fond of reading the ancient texts on display or translating archaic inscriptions on bronze age charms, but when he’s with you, he finds himself more drawn to the elegant gowns and elaborately crafted jewellery on display. You always find his emerald eyes lingering on you, imagining what you would look like in something so grand. Your beauty stuns him in every way, especially with the way you smile at him while framed by the display’s lights.

✧   “I thought you wanted to learn,” you mumble with a quiet laugh into the kiss that Satan pulls you into. The two of you are wrapped in each other’s arms in the back of a crowded amphitheatre, making an attempt to watch a historical film.

In the darkness, Satan’s blush goes unseen, but you feel it in the heat of his face as you kiss him back eagerly. “I’ve learned enough about humans, ______. I want to focus on my favourite one now.”

You close your eyes, and so does he. History couldn’t matter less, not when it feels like the two of you are the only beings to exist, the only people that matter.

✧   Despite wanting to learn, Satan finds himself getting dragged into shenanigans with you as you voice historical figures with the goofiest accents and clown around with some of the interactive props. He laughs along and snaps a million pictures of you to keep, and he supposes that humans aren’t the only ones that make recurring mistakes. After all, he lets you loosen him up and lets you force your way into his heart time and time again, but he still can’t force himself to complain about it.