Enby Ted Logan Icons!!!! (Plus one with Bill) I couldn’t find any so I made my own lmaoo hope y’all enjoy!!
imagine for your whole life live in an environment of war and the apocalypse, when at any moment you can die, and then get into a calm world without all this nightmare, more or less get used to it and sleep for 12+ hours for the first time in your life
your reaction?
Casey is in shock
I kind of like how it’s been shown multiple times that Leo likes drinking tea
Leo is so transmasc bisexual in the new leaked trailer… JOIN THE TRANSMASC BISEXUAL LEO MOVEMENT TODAY!!!! 🫡
There are four levels of Donatello:
Meeting of the Dons, Part 3
I have had a period of just drawing Donatello so this is going to be my blog for the next few days.
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
hey sorry yeah we put your boyfriend in a game show where the only rule is that he cannot win. yeah he knows what’s going on there. they might want him to wander backstage and spill the beans. he’s the only one out of the loop, it would seem, and if they were to check his point total, they would see a big ol’ goose egg, gang. yeah he knows some trivia about the history of numbers which would serve him well in a game like this unless it had been rigged from the beginning. yeah, sorry, he’s only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. sorry.
favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.
my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”
the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it
Disney using gay as a weapon against a fascist because taxes is on brand but wasn't on my bingo card for 2023
I'm so glad that the capitalist hellscape is at least funny
mixed feelings about Tolkien making people of the east and south come to Aragorn for pardon like he's actual jesus christ on judgement day, but I really appreciate that Tolkien's idea of a good king is 1) realising that the true enemy is defeated, and not making the war last longer that it needs to last 2) sending free the people who used to be on the other side of the war, but now come to you in peace 3) freeing slaves 4) giving people their land (the woses's land is their own and no-one is allowed to enter without their permission, same for the shire, rohan does not become a part of the Reunited Kingdom, slaves of mordor get land of their own)
Reading Tolkien is a continual psychic whiplash because it shows what happens when you mix 1) a sincerely held belief in the importance of kindness, compassion, unity and caring for our fellow men, versus 2) the deeply entrenched racism of a white Englishman born in a Boer Republic
The vibes are a rollercoaster from start to finish
Unfortunately, I need Disney to crush DeSantis, completely and utterly. Because if it isn't a complete rout, then other companies without the Mouse's resources (so, almost all of them) won't pick the fight in the first place and will back down the next time a DeSantis tries this.
Disney wants your money.
Fascists want you dead.
Also, pragmatism aside, Disney is just objectively right here. Desantis very very very very very very clearly broke the law to go after a minority. The fact that Disney is defending said minority because they see it as a source of money doesn't change the fact that Desantis broke the law to go after a minority. Like, wider context of Capitalism aside, what we have here is a very specific case where one side is illegally going open season on vulnerable kids, and the other side said "hey, don't do that."
You know what? I think Shane Madej deserves more credit for being literally the only man in the genre to actually walk the talk that he doesn’t believe in this shit. Other shows will be like “I am so SKEPTICAL I am a hardcore DEBUNKER” and then *two seconds later meme* “holy shit dude shadow people truly do control the government and Hillary Clinton hired the men in black to kill people, oh my god it’s all connected!” Ladies, if a man says he’s a skeptic, then he better be prepared to lie on a demon pentagram and laugh when a flashlight turns on and says it wants to kill him. Never settle for anything less.
Ryan Bergara also deserves credit for being the only man in the genre able to admit when he’s wrong.
do you think baby mikey ever assumed raph was his actual dad because he was 1: the biggest, and 2: an actual turtle unlike splinter
if so, how likely is it that mikey never once thought that was the case, and instead was actually being bribed by leo into calling him that every now and then to freak him out
This makes me lose it every fucking time because not only is the timing perfect but he isn’t even juggling he’s just throwing the balls in the air one at a time
'farenheit is more intuitive' mfers hearing someone speak any other language: hmm, y'know, i think english is better, it's just more obvious. like its more relevant to day-to-day life. don't get me wrong i think these other languages are useful in like, movies, or on duolingo, since thats what they were made for, but i think using english is one thing we got right
