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I'm being oppressed

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

Got mistaken for a masochist when I said I wanted my dick destroyed. I'm just trans

Me: please obliterate my cock and balls

Surgeon: okay but can you phrase it differently

Patch notes: mission complete

put in front of a firing line by the brave and honourable soldiers of the new tumbler republic because i clicked like but didnt reblog a pic of a dragon jerking off w/ xtra cum to my main account with many followers. i did this because i hate artists and want them to die in obscurity

werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week 

i ran the whole marathon on this one and you let it flop. i did so much googling.

aristocrat doms delegating corporal punishments to their secretary named after sewing room detritus be like

“hit that sub, Scribe Button”

Hello??????

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

remember this meme

oh my god I’m crying with laughter. My idiot sons

everyone please look at my pidgeottos

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

So our cat Ravioli sometimes does this thing we've started calling a Ravioli jumpscare where he'll hide next to a door or behind a piece of furniture and wait for us to pass next to him and jump at us lifting both his front paws in the air. So sometimes I'll be working on the living room while my husband is in the bedroom and he'll notice the cat crouching down next to the door and he'll be like "babe can you come in for a sec? The cat wants to jumpscare you"

Additionally,

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

they should honour his life by packign his corpse with C4 and mailing it to a randomly selected university. imo

they should honour his life by reading hsi entire manifesto beginning to end at the funeral

they should honour his life by holding a big funeral and inviting people and them blowing up one of them to death at random for no reason and then tell them you did it because of Society

to be absolutely clear ted kacynski was a dipshit who accomplished nothing of value and killed a bunch of people for no good reason in case this post breaches containment and people see it who think i might hold any other position on the guy i just think unabomber jhokes are funny

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

source

<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>

Denise: Oh, hello!

Bill: We were just talking about you kids.

D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…

B: And I’m Bill Goodman.

D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.

B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!

D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!

B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.

Both: Shut the fuck up.

D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?

B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?

B: Shut the fuck up.

D: Texting on an unsecured device?

B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?

B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?

D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.

B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?

(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)

Kids: Shut the fuck up!

(Cut to Card:

“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from

NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD

Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)

Reminder, because people need to be aware of this even more now.

This is not about being arrested!

This is about, the officer asks you, “When you were at school on Friday, did you see anything unusual?”

This is about, the police knock on your door and say “we’ve heard reports of problems in the neighborhood; do you know anything about them?”

This is about, the police show you someone’s photo and say, “have you seen this person?”

This is about, the police say “you’re not under arrest; we just want to ask some questions. Tell me about your normal workday.”

All the advice applies DOUBLE if you’re under arrest. In that case, say NOTHING without talking to your lawyer.

But this advice is for “you haven’t been arrested and the police are just asking for ‘help’ and they’re fishing for info.”

Don’t give them info. You don’t remember the details. You’re not sure what happened. You don’t think you know that guy but maybe he looks familiar but you don’t know for sure; there’s a lot of people around here that look familiar. You didn’t notice. You don’t think you were there but you aren’t certain. You weren’t paying attention and you just want to get on with your day; can I go now officer?

And that’s if you feel like you have to answer them at all. If they’re not specifically asking you, don’t volunteer anything. ANYTHING. Not even to correct someone else who is botching whatever they’re saying.

There is NOTHING the police can offer you that makes it worth talking to them. They can promise you immunity from prosecution… but they won’t promise the same to your family or your friends. And they are very, very good at sounding like they’re promising something when they’re not. And they are legally allowed to lie to you: They can also say, “your friend told me you were in the room” when they didn’t, when they haven’t even talked to your friends.

Repeat: They are allowed to lie to you. But you lying to them is a crime. So don’t lie. Just dodge: You’re not sure, you don’t remember, you haven’t noticed. You can’t be certain, and you wouldn’t want to mislead them, so you’re very sorry but you can’t answer.

If you’re in a situation where you need to make a deal with a cop… get it in writing and signed by a judge or it’s vaporware.

But mostly: Don’t talk to cops. About anything. Ever.