"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you
me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂
the best part with latin american surnames is the secret third option: mispelled last name bc registry officers were illiterate back then, that or you were assigned ramirez by the 19th century immigration office
recommending things to people like uhh yeah it's really fucking weird but well. i promise it's good. can i describe it? uhh. no
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.
What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion
they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage
my love language is touch but i have a heavy accent
what living on earth does to a mf
(i just think that being friends with two queer women and one genderfluid demon would have some influences on muriel and they'd REALLY take to individuality after a lifetime of solitude in heaven. also i love them.)
some of us were put on this earth to draw characters standing against a blank background 5000 times
“They cook girlfriend!?!?”
I’m just gonna say this at random dinners when the food comes out!
From yj struggle tweets
I was gonna draw something more serious but sometimes u just gotta draw memes
Just stumbled upon this homophobic ad from a Christian Church on Facebook and the way it unintentionally slayed—
my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed
having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife
Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.
This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.
I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.
This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.