I think I want you. I think I would like this back. Well, then you shouldn't have betrayed me.
SUCCESSION 4.06 — LIVING+
Teens are bullying jasmine savory brown for saying she calls herself a pansexual lesbian as shorthand for being a lesbian who dates people or many genders (but not cis men) and I’m going to be so bummed if these kids successfully make her stop identifying as a lesbian
So apparently, if you sign up for Threads and later decide to delete it, it will also nuke your Instagram account.
Source: Techcrunch.com
Think carefully before creating a Threads account (or anywhere else, really).
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
“When a white person migrates to Africa, he is going from a position of power, to power. An African coming to Europe lands from power into powerlessness. We Africans cannot do much with our diplomas here. Once I had learned Dutch and went to the job centre, they offered me a position as a cleaning lady. And in the shop it happens regularly that someone follows me around to check that I am not stealing anything. In expensive boutiques I might not even get served. The sales personnel assume I cannot afford to buy anything anyway. Whereas a white person in Nigeria, even if he has no skills whatsoever, always gets opportunities. No Nigerian would dream of offering you a job as a cleaning lady.”
— Chika Unigwe (via thefemaletyrant)
This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats
Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was
Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.
Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it's so cool
Masai giraffes look cool af
The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!
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Masai Giraffe:
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
i am a firm believer in the sicko4sicko relationship. characters who are obsessed with one another not in spite of, but because of, whatever bizzare or offputting or unusual things they've got going on. guys who look at each other and go "you're the only motherfucker in this city that can handle me" and they're probably right too. rivalries romances obsessions built on mutual hate undefined Close Companions. any sort of Thing. sicko4sicko.
Taylor swift dating Mr beast
yeah, pretty scary right? Well luckily we don’t live in that world. But there is something scary about the world we live in, and it’s called sin. Let me tell you about a man named J
sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives
Removing religion as a force from politics >>>>> whatever you favorite liberal interpretation of the Bible is
just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again
look, it's very straightforward. i keep an Excel spreadsheet open on my second monitor, and whenever i see a Contentious Poast making the rounds, i use it to carefully document which of my mutuals reblogged a version of it with Correct Commentary and which ones reblogged a version with Incorrect Conmentary. this either adds to or subtracts from a running total, with the magnitude of the change based on the importance/annoyingness of the post in question. whenever two of my mutuals are in ideological conflict, i use their respective running totals as Elo scores, with the winner of the discourse (i.e. the one i agree with) taking points from the loser. the mutuals at the top of this spreadsheet by the end of the month will be buried with me in my tomb next to my jewels and finery, while the ones at the bottom will be sent out of the Vault's airlock one at a time in an attempt to sate the hunger of the nanomachine clouds. now help me lift this insect corpse, i think i see something salvageable under it
job applications will have you saying shit like "i have a passion for scheduling"
She’s in this relationship