Éowyn vs. the Witch-king by Anato Finnstark
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators
THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED
this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!
Pilgrimage
nah, i'm fine, i'm going north, it's so much shorter.
i want a game that uses disco elysium’s same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing…. but it’s about a 6 year old named calvin and his stuffed tiger hobbes
PERCEPTION[SOUND]-The "WAP! WAP! WAP!" of hammer onto nail is consistent. You weild the tool with skill and precision.
HALF LIGHT- Oh, yeah! Destruction incarnate!
MOM- "Calvin!" She yells, dashing to stop you. "What are you doing to the coffee table?!"
YOU- You look at your handiwork. A dozen crooked and bent nails stick out at different angles in the wood. It feels pretty obvious as to what you're doing.
LOGIC[Trivial:Failure]- Is this some kind of trick question, or what?
[OCs] i just wanna live in this moment forever, 'cause i'm aftaid that livin' couldn't get any better
alt verion bc i find it hilarious
one of the funniest features SA has is a leaderboard of the most blocklisted posters and i think every website should have this
bitcointalk used to have a similar feature where every time someone blocks a user, the block button other users see on their posts gets infinitesimally bigger
so the most notorious nuisances on the forum would be going around with block buttons bigger than their avatars
eggcup-deactivated20180129
that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
holy shit
I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.
oh my god these are actually funny
sorairo-deizu
starbuckssollux
this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold
When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
My cat when I tell him he isn’t allowed to run outside and get hit by a car
