No lol

NEURODIVERGENT

NEUROATYPICAL

DISABLED

CALL ME NEUROSPICY AND ILL APPLY 5 MILLION SCOVILLE UNITS TO YOUR EYES

another poll because I want to see just how much of an outlier I am:

+ pls only include burner free trial email addresses if you maintain access and/or use them repeatedly

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

did y’all ever see the comic someone made of this?

It was cool

vibes holy shit

movie night

update: they finally watched minions

But hear me out yo

Tail bags

Fanny packs but on the tail

Link to tweet

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

Jessie with a Dreepy is my new favorite thing. Please give her one. They’d be a great team.

dreepy is a-ok don’t you worry

pls don’t let this flop

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

1995 Celebrity Jeopardy! Game 1 (6 Nov. 1995)

Stephen King, Lynn Redgrave, David Duchovny.

I can iz cheezburger