Naomi.

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

I legit just wanna smoke so much weed that I don’t know what’s happening to me and I can’t say no to anything u do to me 😊

I'd love to have a day dedicated to being praised and taken out of my head. everything done for me because I can't possibly do it myself, I'm much too pretty for that. dressed up, spoiled, and when I'm finally completely ditsy and empty headed, taken advantage of

i don’t think people should have to work in their 20s i think they should just be government designated Adventure Years where you’re paid to wander the country and go on journeys of self discovery and have gay sex and try different foods and sing badly in cars and create enemies and find fleeting father figures and sometimes commit crimes

op just reinvented the 17th century tradition of the grand tour like that

I just bought some cookies at the store, baby! Try this one, it's so good, I just had one. Oh you're starting to feel a little off-balance? You can't focus and you're just SO giggly? Sweetheart, you're so adorable when you're ditsy like this, it almost makes me feel bad for slipping you that edible. Almost. But you're just so much easier this way. Or course I'm feeling you up, sweetie, how can I stop myself when you're practically asking for it? Be a good boy and use that pretty mouth of yours, I promise you'll love it. You always do look so pretty when you lose focus while making me feel good and just start acting like the slutty airhead you are, my love

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

it just keeps getting better

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

“Thump thump thump”

Evil bingus. SCRINGUS

I drew dark bingus

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

these aren’t my cats

but they could be

#Reminds me of a bird of paradise

much to think about

Me on this blog: I JUST WANNA GET FUCKING POUNDED

Me irl: If you kiss me or hold my hand I will cry from affection