Me in fanfiction jail confessing my sins to a fellow inmate: yeah, I’m in here for a 250K slow burn.
Fellow inmate doing time for OOC Characters: *whistles* what stage did they get to in 200? Hand holding, botched confessions, cheek kisses?
Me: they shared a bed but it was all mutual pining.
Another inmate across the room: JUST MAKE THEM CONFESS ALREADY!
*Cue prison riot*
Me with my parol officer after leaving fanfiction jail: I’ve been off the slow burns since the last time I was put away. You don’t have to worry about those anymore, sir.
My parol officer, reading my file: What’s this about a new fic? I thought you already had 8, no, 10 different WIPS.
Me who can not explain anything: I can explain!
Me in a shootout with the fanfiction police: I’ve done nothing wrong!
The fanfiction police on the megaphone across the street: Give it up, we’ve got you on eighteen different accounts of AU abuse in six different fandoms-all WIPS. There’s nowhere to go from here.
Me: You’ll never take me alive!
Mysteries of Love in Space #1 - “Glasses” (2019)
written by Jeff Loveness art by Tom Grummett & Cam Smith
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
girls catching up :D I should watch the second season soon,,,
It's thesis season so idk if I'll have time to animate much but I had to at least draw this fight scene
Dungeons and Drag Queens EP 2
I made a print - gonna figure out how to make the GIF portion stand out IRL lol
tw flashing lights gif
"you looking for a friend?" she leans in, "or perhaps... more?"
your eyes widen; two friends?!
if you’re like. 14 and trans on tumblr rn and getting ur first anon hate from terfs. word of advice. stop responding to that shit. theyre only gonna send more, it’s only gonna make you spiral even if you put on a strong face. report + block messages as soon as they come in, don’t let them sit in your inbox it’s gonna make you feel like shit. turn off anon for a few days, block anyone suspicious in your notes liberally for a little while. repeat as needed. don’t give them the time of day. it sucks, but like. i dont know any trans person on the internet with any following who hasn’t gotten some disgusting messages. just. be safe yknow
so many young teens feel the need to have a snappy comeback, to explain you could never be cishet bc you’re actually t4t!! or whatever but like. just. don’t say any of that. they love that shit, they eat it up. do what u can to bore them into stopping. and sometimes they dont stop, and that sucks too but like. you do not want to get in public arguments with people who can hurt you more than you think they can, its not cowardly to delete discourse posts and shit if you feel like you can’t handle the notifications anymore. like just. you may not be able to completly prevent this stuff but take a few steps if you can, it will at least lower your chances
Hey everyone!
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The security deposit is quite a lot at once and im still $2000 short. If I can't come up with that by July 20th I lose the place and the 1k I already put down to reserve it.
Plus my catalytic converter fell off my car and its currently in my trunk. But priorities.
I can't lose this place. Its perfect. Its the only one I've found near work. Im out of options.
Please, anything helps. Even if you can't help directly, sharing this helps a lot.
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Thanks so much for reading this, please at least share this post.
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The problem with Batman in his present incarnation is that we need simultaneously to believe that this is a man who can effortlessly ninja his way through dozens of gun-toting mercenaries, and that this is a man to whom Danny DeVito with an umbrella is a credible threat.
Okay, that was glib – let me expand. I'm fully aware that Batman comics generally don't have him fighting guys like the Penguin one on one these days. That's not the problem. The problem is that superhero power creep has rendered Batman functionally immune to hired goons, but owing to his roots as a street-level vigilante, like half of his classic villains are guys whose primary threat vector is the ability to field arbitrary numbers of hired goons. There just aren't a lot of ways to work around that without either doing violence to the villain's idiom or making Batman carry the idiot ball – though I'll grant that some of the attempted workarounds have been very entertaining!
#i say we give the goons powercreep too #some goon moves to gotham and is gobsmacked at the average goons fighting ability; that would render them their own mob boss in another city (via @chaoticspacedust)
You joke, but that's literally one of the workarounds I'm referring to. One of the reasons that recent Batman stories keep looping back around to ancient ninja conspiracy stuff is that an answer to "how do we make hired goons a credible threat when Batman is an invincible ninja?" is "the hired goons are also ninjas".
Imagine turning to crime out of financial desperation and you can’t even land a job as a dumb knuckle cracking brawler anymore without five years of martial arts training, a CDL in evasive getaway driving and a hand written recommendation from an active member of The Court of Owls.
