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Prudence Stan

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Anonymous asked:

I think from my perspective Randy definitely seems to favor Stan than Shelly, Sharon on the other hand loves both her kids pretty equally, but sometimes unintentionally gives more to Stan, and it’s pretty common for older siblings to feel left out or unwanted so there’s that, and that Shelly seems kind of resistant to affection even though she clearly wants it, also I think TM treat Shelly as kind of an afterthought in contrast to Ike or the other siblings, but that’s just my opinion

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Au where Kenny gets with every mom in town!!!!!!

HOW I THINK KENNY WOULD SEDUCE THE MOMS IN SOUTH PARK:

liane: we’ve been through this. kenny starts flirting with her at age 14 to piss off cartman, ends up sleeping with her at 18, contacts syphilis, isn’t upset about the syphilis because cartman’s reaction is worth it

sharon: she is a lesbian

sheila: “well, kenny. i’m… flattered, but.” she’s the first one to turn them down, citing the fact that they’re both much too young for her (15) and she can’t separate them from being her son’s little friend. kenny is hurt.

linda: also rejects kenny and is repulsed by the thought that she would even be interested (they are 16 at the time and even if they were of age she is MARRIED!)

laura: laura is suddenly once again confronted with the fact that thomas has again cheated on her and is upset, especially when she finds out his latest date was with a 19 year old. out of vengeance she seeks out the nearest willing 19 year old (kenny) to have dinner with. she is so charmed by kenny that she ends up having sex w them despite the fact that she only intended to go on a date. she has a strong case of post nut clarity the next morning

BONUS DAD:

randy: after dropping out of community college, kenny seeks out a job at the new and improved tegridy farms. randy is overjoyed to have a replacement for his son, who is away at school in denver. less than a month into the new job they decide to dip into the product together, get super high and make out. randy initiates

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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pedophiles-arent-kawaii

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

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minty-kin

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

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chunkyhomsar

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! IF YOU CAN, MAKE SURE TO REPORT THE USERS IN THE PICS ABOVE

Reblogging bcs I know some of my mutuals are minors - stay safe you guys! 💙

(Tagging as WordGirl to make sure the minors in our fandom see this and are aware!)

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Yeesh no wonder why my parents don’t really want me on the internet…bc creeps like these