What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
ARE YOU FUCKING-
tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website
The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it
anotherqueerqueen
This hidden gem KILLED ME
Anonymous asked:
what's going on with rammstien
Urszula Kałmykow (Polska, 1986)
“After the rain” n.d.
140 x 140 cm, Oil on canvas
Danny making bone broth from scratch and just stinking the house up.
Listen okay LISTEN. I’m never not going to have Feelings about aggressive home cook Danny Williams.
Danny spatchcocks a turkey for christmas one year and Steve is a little horrified at how into it he is. Danny’s holding a pair of kitchen sheers and a very sharp knife going “I gotta take out the spine” and then there just a bunch of awful bone cracking noises, and ohhhhh but Steve does love this man.
Danny making bone broth from scratch and just stinking the house up.
Listen okay LISTEN. I’m never not going to have Feelings about aggressive home cook Danny Williams.
Danny making bone broth from scratch and just stinking the house up.
Okay, so this obviously means that Steve has personally been subject to the Danny Williams Matzo Ball Soup Treatment, right?
Still honestly reeling from the lineup for the Danzig tour. Like I get WHY. I get that it’s all going to be very Spooky and Satanic but fucnkjbhdsvgtcukyd do-wop. Yes bitch. I love it.
The AXS app is fucking garbage.
Anyways it did take me like half an hour, but Behemoth ticket has been acquired.
I’m looking more into the full lineup, this show is going to be fucking bananas.
I hope I’m privileged and blessed enough to see a woman with huge tits, in a fit and flair dress from mod cloth and a pair of sensible kitten heels, just go hog fucking wild in the pit.
people wanting men to wear crop tops and then being grossed out at happy trails. you fool thats the point of men wearing crop tops
His ex-wife got the strap in the divorce.