wheres hoes mad have a karkalicious 2009. i havent seen it today and frankly it’s not new years without it

here you go zack. have a karkalicious 2021

the ONLY genres of music that exist

consuming creepypasta during my formative years was a mistake. one of my friends mentions cupcakes in any context and my whole body starts convulsing with the effort to not say 'wow this is just like creepypasta lol'

literally just some guy: *named jeff*

me, shaking violently as spittle foams around my mouth: heh I guess. heh I guess you. I guess you could. you could say your surname is 'the killer' 😏

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

were you the outer space or greek mythology or ancient egypt or a very ultra specific fixation kind of nerd as a kid

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

i spent an hour on this

Someone in a service industry fb group I’m in made this edit (it originally said “transphobes”) and kept the trans flag in the last panel and for some reason it’s really funny to me

quagire

walmaert

Mr Krabs trappin

شرشبيل😂😂😂

Putos negros

@cheeman69

i lvoe fre bird and tanksgiving

i cant take this shit anymore.

i only see bl ack