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i don't tag things. art blog

i see a lot of art filled with plants, like, in the american art scene there seems to be a kind of general movement towards and appreciation of ruined structures being overtaken by nature. offices full of dead computers and leaves. walls with ivy. old factories crawling with new growth. a symbol of degrowth, of new futures that devour and reject colonial modernism, of a refutation of the tyranny over land. it's a nice sentiment.

but consistently im noticing something odd, which is that over and over the plants depicted in art are very familiar -- they're houseplants. pothos. monstera. calathea. zamioculcas. plants growing in the wrong place, at the wrong time, in the wrong climate, a mishmash of unrelated folks with far-flung origins symbolizing "natural" retaking of the modern world.

plants, specifically, that are directly tied to the legacy of colonialism. from northern africa. from southern america. from india. plants that were collected as curios during periods of direct imperialism. plants kept as trophies, plants sold at high prices. plants that are "exotic". that are beautiful. that are high-value. plants whose people got no payment for their capture.

they're the plants people in american colonial territory, who lack access to native plant community, see most often -- that is, other than "weeds". and so when these artists reach for the pure idea of plant, the concept of nature, these plants are their only blueprint. dragging with them all of the baggage of hundreds of years of empire.

it's incredible how much this changes the messaging of the image. dreams of ecological participation stained with a creeping theme of alienation from their native biosphere. the thumbprint of colonialism, clear as day. a hopeful vision of the future, kneecapped by its own symbology. hundreds of individual artists so alienated from their own ecosystems that even their fantasy of participation with nature is inextricable from colonialist trophies. trying to imagine reclaiming the world.

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what about gold-ish eyes? 👀

sort of! human eyes can also come in a tawny brown with strong orange or amber undertones. this color is usually referred to as "hazel" for some fucking reason, and can look goldish if the light hits them just right!

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Images that make you enter a fugue state

Surrender to cars?

Jesus Christ, when was the last time a swede did anything useful?

What the fuck those streets were before cars, fucking playgrounds and parks with waterslides?

Or did people commute on them, on the level of whatever technology they were on, the vere purpose they were built for since the first city?

I'm trying my best not to automatically dislike artists, I really do, but sometimes I just wish I could send them milking cows or shoveling gravel.

@santaclausdeadindian "What the fuck were those streets before cars, fucking playgrounds?"

Yes, actually.

[description: a black-and-white photo from the 1900s of a group of girls in pinafores standing in the middle of the street; according to the website I found it on, this is a 'street dance'. The girls are talking to each other in small groups. end description.]

Children used to play in the street all the time. And for most of recorded history, that was relatively safe. Running into someone on foot is not going to kill a child, and horses - let alone carriages- were relatively rare.

Streets used to be public spaces. People would hang out and talk in the middle of the road, or set up shop with a little cart at the side of the road. "Right of way" used to mean "your right to take up space on the street, because you are a free citizen and free citizens get to use the road."

[description: a black-and-white historical photo of two children in the middle of a mostly empty street. One child is sitting in a wagon, and the other child is standing, ready to pull it. End description.]

It wasn't until the 19th century that it became common enough for your average joe to own horses that it was unsafe for kids to play in the street (and they still did anyway!). And it wasn't until the early 20th century that people got cleared off of the street in favour of cars- before then, people and horses and carriages had to share the road, and carriages had to go at the same pace as whatever was around them.

We laugh at the insanely low speed limits of the 1910s and 1920s - really, cars can only go at 3 mph?- but they were there for a reason, and that reason was "to keep the roads safe for horses and pedestrians". If cars could go at top speeds on city roads, they'd only be safe for cars, and people couldn't use their public spaces anymore. But thanks to lobbying by the auto industry and a whoooole lot of PR spin, that's exactly what happened.

I'm going to leave you with two pictures. The first is Mulberry Street in NYC, according to wikipedia, in 1900. The second is Mulberry Street today.

[Description: two photos of city streets. The first photo is sepia-toned, from the 1900s. It shows a city street full of people and carriages. The foreground of the photo is taken up by a group of vegetable sellers, and a group of men and young children standing beside them looking at the camera. The second photo is a modern photo of the same street. It is a heavily decorated tourist district, but most of the street is taken up by cars. The sidewalks are crowded with pedestrians, but they're shoved off to the side. End description.]

Little Italy is a tourist district. It is meant to be walkable so that tourists can browse and look at all the little restaurants and window-shop. And yet 75% of this picture is taken up by a fucking car canal, and people- the people this street was built for - are shoved off to the side, so as not to get in the way.

People got forced off the road in favour of cars. People got forced out of public space in favour of cars.

And if that doesn't piss you off...

I like to think Zuko was never told by anyone how Aang ended up still being a child and not 100yr old man, so he just sorta starts figuring it out by the bits and pieces of info he gets from Aang and the rest like

Aang: y'know what the hardest part of being born 100 years ago is?

Zuko, who just woke up after getting an arrow bonked against his head, seeing Aang is clearly twelve: ?????

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Aang: this is what monk gyatso always taught me

Zuko, having done extensive research on the air nomads, knowing this is impossible bc Gyatso died in the temple raids: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh-

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Sokka: yea and then Aang entered the spirit world for the very first time trying to save me

Zuko, who up until this point thought Aang time traveled through the spirit world somehow: .......... interesting.

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Actress Katara: it looks like someone stuck in an iceberg!

Actor Sokka: but who? Who is the boy in the iceberg?

Zuko, after only half paying attention: IT WAS AN ICEBERG???????

Living in Portland OR is pretty fucking wild bc we have people living in encampments all over & people complain about the garbage and the unsightliness or whatever but collections of tiny houses to give ppl stability and a permanent address cue so much fucking pearl-clutching like Barbara that solves your stated problems actually

And you talk about direct cash aid and “they’ll spend it on drugs” like again Barbara it’s Oregon, drug possession isn’t a criminal offense anymore and there are I am not exaggerating 6 thriving dispensaries that I know of in the exactly 1 mile drive between home and the grocery store so

Yeah

They probably will buy drugs

We all are, Barbara.

Note: I am not here for any content that blames unhoused people in question for the systemic failures and oppression that actively tries to keep them out of permanent housing. No response only yeet.

Going off of this, a common thing I hear from people is “you should give to change organizations or reputable charities instead of people because some of them aren’t even really homeless.”  First of all? Fuck that. Begging for money sucks. Anyone who has mustered up the courage to ask and be met time and time again with people’s excuses or derision is not doing it for fun.  Whenever someone tells me that I should give to an organization instead of giving cash directly to a person, I know I’m now participating in forcing them to jump through time-consuming, humiliating, bureaucratic hoops just to get their basic needs met. Their autonomy and dignity in being allowed to make their own decisions is being stripped away by me making that choice.  I also work in the nonprofit sector, and while giving money to change organizations is a good thing to do, the #1 expenditure of nonprofits is usually staff wages and salaries. So unless they are going out of their way to actually employ the people they are trying to serve, $10 given to an organization isn’t the same as $10 going into the pocket of someone who needs a fucking break or just some food or something. So when I have the spare money, I will give money directly to the people I see asking for it. They can buy all the drugs they want, they can buy a new season’s burrito, I literally do not give two shits about what they decide they need with spare money I offer. It’s theirs. I’m not entitled to what happens to that money after I give it to them, and THAT’S THE POINT. Money in this country is autonomy. Giving someone $20 is like giving them a teeny tiny bit of control back over how they get to live. 

Yup. I keep $20 in $5s in my wallet and hand it out until I run out of 5s, and then I reload my wallet. I don’t have a LOT that I can give out, I’m pretty fucking broke most days, but like… yeah. It’s what I can do. It’s not the only thing I do, but like… it is easy to do. I view it as being similar to going in on a pizza with a friend, or buying someone a sandwich, except I’m just giving them the money and they can do whatever they need to with it.

And honestly I hope they do get a $2 joint from a dispensary and chill the fuck out if that is what they need. Giving someone money without judgment or conditions allows them to make decisions for themselves, because they’re fucking adults, and human beings need to be able to make their own decisions and to have some sort of little joy for themselves in order to thrive.

Sorry for adding but also, this isn’t limited to weed and less stigmatized drugs. I would rather a person I handed money to buy hard drugs they are dependent on than have to go through opiod withdrawal on the street in the rainy portland winter without access to reliable bathrooms. That is a hell I cannot imagine.

Don’t be sorry.

There’s a reason I made very clear that I was not just referring to weed and that OR has decriminalized all drugs. I take opioids as prescribed for pain management - I know the hell of withdrawal, I did it on a plane once when we were delayed by a blizzard and I didn’t want to carry my full bottle on board.

I want people to get what they need. I also need for people to understand that like… a lot of people who aren’t unhoused currently are physically dependent on these substances. The modern American brain makes a false division between me and an unhoused person who is physically dependent on the same substance.

Both our bodies require this substance or they malfunction. So yes, take the money I give and buy what you need, whatever small comfort you need, because I can’t do more and society has failed.

I’m not saying this to brag but to illustrate a point.

A man came up to me some weeks ago asking for money for gas. I was in a better spot financially and gave him $10 bc gas is expensive af rn and I didn’t know how far he needed to go. Some minutes later he came back in (I was still in line) and said “is it ok if I get a slurpee bc this is enough money for gas” and I said, “its your money now, do what you want.” And it just felt gross that he felt that he needed to ask my permission, but I also know there are people who would see him getting a drink and feel lied to. Its absurd.

Also I want to echo the point about charities. Even the best charities cannot do as much for someone as money right then. It can take time/money to get to a place with a free meal, and you may be exposing yourself to harrassment by going there (speaking from the experience of a trans kid who ate the free meals offerred at the church where I was living).

Just give people cash!

J. R. R. Tolkien, undisputedly a most fluent speaker of this language, was criticized in his day for indulging his juvenile whim of writing fantasy, which was then considered—as it still is in many quarters— an inferior form of literature and disdained as mere “escapism.” “Of course it is escapist,” he cried. “That is its glory! When a soldier is a prisoner of war it is his duty to escape—and take as many with him as he can.” He went on to explain, “The moneylenders, the knownothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as possible."

Stephen R. Lawhead

"I have claimed that Escape is one of the main functions of fairy-stories, and since I do not disapprove of them, it is plain that I do not accept the tone of scorn or pity with which 'Escape' is now so often used. Why should a man be scorned if, finding himself in prison, he tries to get out and go home? Or if he cannot do so, he thinks and talks about other topics than jailers and prison-walls?"

-J.R.R. Tolkien

"Hence the uneasiness which they arouse in those who, for whatever reason, wish to keep us wholly imprisoned in the immediate conflict. That perhaps is why people are so ready with the charge of "escape." I never fully understood it till my friend Professor Tolkien asked me the very simple question, "What class of men would you expect to be most preoccupied with, and hostile to, the idea of escape?" and gave the obvious answer: jailers."

-C.S. Lewis

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

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The fucking Shiba judge.

Our queen! LOL.

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It’s honestly so easy to trick coworkers into thinking you’re good at your job all you have to do if they’re an older person perhaps from the boomer generation is use a short cut like control a to highlight an entire document or know how to format page numbers in the footer of a word document correctly

i export a word document to pdf instead of printing it out and scanning it and they're shocked by my tech savvy

it isn't even just boomers, i've been watching a fellow millennial do math with a calculator to enter the results into excel for like a year

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I have multiple students, most of whom are gen-Z, who have submitted screenshots to me by taking a picture with their phone of their computer screen.

i read this article a while back about how there are a lot of younger people who grew up with search indexing for all of their files, so they have absolutely no idea how to navigate file directories or even what they are

“I grew up when you had to have a file; you had to save it; you had to know where it was saved. There was no search function,” says Saavik Ford, a professor of astronomy at the Borough of Manhattan Community College. But among her students, “There’s not a conception that there’s a place where files live. They just search for it and bring it up.”

I am not used to Excel can someone tell me why not to use calculators

couple people have already answered in the replies but for posterity

aaand assuming you enable solver in excel:

I have to negotiate a contract next week and I dug this up specifically to crunch numbers and figure out just how underpaid certain jobs are. It made things so much faster! Thank you ❤️

hell yeah!!

The screenshot thing isn’t really helped by the fact that in the year of our lord 2021 Windows still makes you open a whole different program to take screenshots of selected areas (rather than using the Print Screen key). And when you look up “how to screenshot Windows” it’s a bunch of pages that give wrong advice and then direct you to third party apps that are definitely suspicious.

Mac at least has a keyboard shortcut for screenshotting selected areas.

(though, psst, if you’ve seen posts going around about how Firefox is good and you’ve thought “sounds okay but eh, effort”, recent versions of Firefox have a keyboard shortcut (shift-control-s) that lets you screenshot any part of the webpage easily. It’s a surprisingly good quality of life browsing improvement.)

in win10 shift+win+s lets you screenshot selected areas, it's how i took the screenshots above (it also pops a notification in the tray that lets you mark it up and save it if you don't just want to paste it from the clipboard)

if you go into clipboard settings you can also enable clipboard history which will save a history of things you've copied, then you can hit win+v to select which one you want to paste

15th century Judaism: Yo we are having A Time, anyone wanna exchange theological ideas? Check this out it's called kabbalah.

Christianity: Huh This is kinda neat, we might translate a few texts into Latin and leave em on a shelf in the Vatican or whatever

Hermetica: Holy shit this fucks so hard you got more?

20th Century Judaism: actually fuck you guys

20th century Judaism: "You call that Kabbalah? You are like a little baby."

I can’t draw very well and hated that I couldn’t draw my DnD character, a tabaxi cleric named Merry Thing, but then I remembered I’m pretty good with a needle and thread so I made her

All made by hand, hand embroidered details, and I even crocheted the lace trim on her shift!

Update: I made Thing’s twin brother, Cheeky Night! Cheeky is my favorite npc in the campaign and I couldn’t have a Thing without him. He’s an absolute bastard of a man but I love him so much. The belt he’s wearing I wove by hand with embroidery floss, and the designs on his vest are symbolic to the campaign and his character.

Anyway I love him, I love my tabaxi twins, and I never want to use metallic embroidery floss ever again.

These guys have been getting notes again so I thought I’d mention that they got me a full time job at my favorite locally owned fabric and yarn store.

【お知らせ】1月26日発売、AimerさんのB-SIDE COLLECTIONアルバム「星の消えた夜に」のCDジャケット&[完全生産限定盤]化粧箱のイラストを担当させて頂きました。[完全生産限定盤]には、化粧箱+2CD+Blu-ray (10周年LIVE “night world"の映像)+スペシャルフォトブックレットが付属されたとても豪華な仕様です。「夜の国」のキービジュアルも使用して頂いております。

headcanon that uncle iroh was very scary so the sailors on zuko’s ship never swore around him and zuko knows no swearwords. aang, however, knows all of them and just chooses not to use them

aang: i said fuck once cause gyatso said it and all the monks got mad at him. i haven’t said it since

zuko, who has never heard a swearword before: ????

iroh like a month later, having a zuko who knows swearwords returned to him: which one of you was it? ):< sokka?

i’m wheezing

u know what,,, au where while zuko is chasing aang, aang is letting out the most creative stream of swearwords known to man and zuko just. keeps. pausing. like what is he saying?? what does he mean???? meanwhile iroh is like,,, ‘avatar aang, i don’t think you’re a good influence on my nephew’ because zuko repeated ‘monkeyfeathers’ once to ask what the fuck it means. imagine ur enemy’s uncle comes up to u mid fight to request that u stop partaking in fights with his nephew because ur a bad influence and you’re LITERALLY the avatar and do not control the rate at which zukos attempt to fight you

yknow what i feel like going feral for some reason. send me the worst academic take about ancient greece or rome you've ever read in a published paper

dude that's a take straight out of tumblr. impressive

HELLO????? THIS GOT *PUBLISHED*??????????

FEMINIST EURIPIDES WHO WILL HE GIRLBOSSIFY NEXT

wait this one owns. im going to read this.

im starting to think that people should only be allowed to write abt cthonic deities if they've descended to the underworld themselves